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Most Realistic Portrayal of Helen Keller EVER.

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Best Buckeye;902361; said:
How do you punish Helen Keller




Stick a plunger in the toilet
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So wrong! :biggrin:

Best Buckeye;902366; said:
Did you know that Helen had a shed in her back yard?












Neither did she
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:lol:

Big Papa;902330; said:
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

So she can moan with the other.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

Stuck doorknobs to the walls.
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that is uncalled for

:rofl:
 
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So a few kids in the neighborhood knocked on Johnny's door, and when his Mom answered, they said "We're on the way to the sandlot to play baseball, can Johnny come with us?"

The Mom says "But you children know that Johnny has no arms or legs, he simply can't play baseball."

And a kid replies "Well, he wasn't going to play, we just need him to be home plate."
 
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Bucky Katt;902352; said:
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs swimming in the ocean?








Bob
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Or Corky...

BB73;902450; said:
So a few kids in the neighborhood knocked on Johnny's door, and when his Mom answered, they said "We're on the way to the sandlot to play baseball, can Johnny come with us?"

The Mom says "But you children know that Johnny has no arms or legs, he simply can't play baseball."

And a kid replies "Well, he wasn't going to play, we just need him to be home plate."
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Was Johnny's nickname "Homer"?
 
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
 
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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."

The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?
 
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Buckin' A;902301; said:
I fail to see the humor in this....
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Bucky Katt;902307; said:
Agreed. I've never heard of such insensitive people.
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Best Buckeye;902314; said:
Absolutely!
who could ever think that a woman who can see , who is on stage portraying a blind woman, and falls off a stage would ever be funny.
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I think my blind attempt at humor may have gone over some people's heads...
 
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Buckin' A;902737; said:
I think my blind attempt at humor may have gone over some people's heads...
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More like it fell on deaf ears ...

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