moron questions

[Steve19]

C'mon, Zurp! Tell the truth. I am quite sure that I dated Dora back in college and she must be old enough to be your mother now.

By the way, tell her that Jimmy got over the flashbacks and he no longer sees the aliens, so she really shouldn't still feel guilty after all these years. The rest of us think the Kool-Aid surprise was a good idea. Jimmy's out of the shelter now too, by the way, and working four hours a week at a Wendy's (they keep him away from the chili). Just thought she might like to know, these things stick with you ya' know...

 

[Zurp]

So this Dora chick, is she hot?

You know the rules, no mentioning a chick, unless you provide photos.......

I didn't know that rule. Sorry. Here's a picture of her showing off her sweet driving skills. The story is from a long time ago. The picture is more recent. When she was younger, she was more hotter than she is now.

 

[Yertle]

She's got some purty teef.

 

[Zurp]

That picture's pretty good. I bet that whoever drove that car is saying "beat that one, bitches!"

 

[exhawg]

A kid at college asked me this one time. No he wasn't drunk...

"Is 6'4" tall for a girl?"

No, that would be perfect as long as she can hoop.

Okay my buddy that works in admissions at Crackron just sent me an email that made me ponder a stupid question. Would it be cheating if I had sex with a girl with the same name as my fiance? "No honey I haven't had sex with anyone who wasn't named (Jane Doe) since we've been together." :p

God I'm dumb.

 

[Deety]

"Are you two identical twins?"

This was asked back in high school of me and another girl who was at least three inches taller, different build, different eye color... just the same color hair cut in similar ways. A guy in our group told her some elaborate story about how we were separated at birth and thus had different famililes. I felt bad that they were teasing her and told her we weren't twins multiple times over the next two years... she never did believe me.

 

[Oh8ch]

People who get bite by a spider then get large bump on their body. The bump then erupps into hundereds of baby spiders. Can that realy happen?

This is almost true. Spiders have been known to lay eggs just below the skin. As the egg sack grows it creates a swelling and the babies will hatch. I konw a doctor who treats bed-ridden patients (nursing homes) and has had such a case.

Not a bite though.