More Stupid Parent News

[exhawg]

This almost belongs in the Pussification of America thread. "Kindergarten graduation ceremony"? You graduate from high school (the end of state/federal mandated education) and college (after getting a Bachelor's), not from kindergarten. I suppose they have pre-school gradations now, too...

My mother-in-law teaches pre-school and they do have a graduation. I had to help her make the slideshow.

The only good part is they asked all the kids what they want to be when they grow up and took pictures. Note to parents out there make sure your kid wants to have a real job and not have something like "I want to be a swingset" follow them around for the rest of their life. The 4 princesses are going to be in for a rude awakening and I'm wondering how long till the boy that wants to be a prince figures out that he's gay.

 

[BayBuck]

From The Incredibles

Helen: I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.
Bob: It's not a graduation. He is moving from the 4th grade to the 5th grade.
Helen: It's a ceremony!
Bob: It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional...

Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

man this could go in the pussification thread, the bad parent thread, or even the favorite video thread. this thread has had the kindergarten grad stuff in it though so it gets this gem.

a news reporter interviews a lady whose daughter got shot at at a kindergarten graduation party (these kindergarten grad parties are some serious [Mark May] lately).

lady goes nuts on film, all at the link. throws rock at camera man, goes in gets a baseball bat, thinks better of using the bat, then sicks the dogs on the news crew. dogs chase and nip at hittable newslady. all on film.

enjoy.


Woman arrested after assault on ABC6 crew
http://www.abc6.com/story/22504408/abc-6-crew-attacked-while-tracking-arrest

lady doing the attacking

hittable newslady

run newslady run

apparently these attacks on news reporters happens way more than i ever expected. here are 3 minutes on news people getting attacked on film that i wandered into via a link

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video?id=2413709

 

[Mike80]

So how do you feel about it (whatever is was, either her daughter being shot or the fuck that shot her getting arrested we don't know)

And the lady goes crazy. I think it's hilarious. Stupid newsies asking stupid fucking questions.

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

i love how she is mid call on the flip phone and holding a smoke in the same hand at the same time.

multitasking mother [censored]er she is.

youtubed for those too lazy to click an offsite link yet able to click an inline link
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXUIYUfKdE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXUIYUfKdE[/ame]

 

[Mike80]

i love how she is on the flip phone and holding a smoke in the same hand at the same time.

multitasking mother fucker she is.

I also enjoyed the racial commentary at the end of the video....awesome!