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More ridiculous lawsuits - "Garage jumper" sues city for allowing him to be so stupid

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by BuckeyeInTheBoro, Mar 1, 2005.

  1. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    I hope the judge not only throws this lawsuit out, but also forces the kid's family to pay to have a fence installed on top of every garage in Orlando.<ST1:p;bp=t

    Last edited: Mar 1, 2005
  2. ManInBlack

    ManInBlack Banned

    Shoot the kid between the eyes, shoot the parents between the eyes and shoot the lawyer between the eyes.

    Then rest easy knowing the world is a better place.
  3. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Darwin must've taken a vacation ...
  4. AKAK

    AKAK Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Staff Member Tech Admin

    Something tells me this won't be the last time those words come out of that kid's mouth.
  5. greatwhitenorth

    greatwhitenorth Freshman

    This is the reason we have so many stupid people these days, the world is too safe now and they can't kill themselves off.
  6. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    If the garage installs a higher fence, the "jumpers" will just climb over it...
  7. souL

    souL I.bulldoze

    Duh. Better height = farther jumps.
  8. HabaneroBuck

    HabaneroBuck Non-Nike Design

    The family wants the garage to take responsibility. They could put up a sign. It would say: "Don't Jump. You could die." That would wave liability.

    Then, we will become a country full of helpful little signs everywhere.
  9. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Of course, because that'd be much easier than taking personal responsibility and saying, "Hey, fuckstick! Don't jump off of six-story rooftops."

    Hopefully the next time this kid does something spectacularly stupid he snuffs it and takes his parents with him.
  10. Lunchbox

    Lunchbox Newbie

    "There was a very, very short length of fence that was completely ineffective in preventing this from happening,"

    nothing to stop them :(

    except the realization that you're 6 stories off the ground:2004:
  11. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    my head hurts.......

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