I think the ideal thing to have would be to have the ability to listen to different commentators. This is something I've given some thought to. Like, start a website that gives you the choice of commentators.
Channel 1. You get Madden and Michaels (straight sports commentary)
Channel 2. You get Miller and Barkeley (comedy-sports)
Channel 3. You get a some red-neck dudes.
Channel 4. You get some guys who speak jive.
Channel 5. Rasta-net, with jamaican or otherwise caribbean dudes
Channel 6. Chick-net, with some chicks who are watching the game but having inane conversations about hair, beauty, inconsequential unrelated things... kind of like my wife whenever Bret Favre is on tv, she always says "when are they going to stop sucking him off?" because the commentators are always so on his nuts.
I'm sure I could come up with lots more, but occasionally I like to pretend to be the redneck guys commentating. It's always good for a laugh or two.