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Missing Child Secretly Ugly

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Family Altered Photo of Missing Child to Get More Help

Charges may be filed against a family which manipulated photos of their missing daughter to spur rescue efforts, according to Texas officials.

"It has become apparent that this family has provided false information to law enforcement and to the media for the purpose of extorting a greater level of assistance in the search for Francine Keyes," said Texas governor Rick Perry. "I can only say that this news is deeply disturbing to all of us, and that we are not ruling out the possibility of legal action."

Francine Keyes, age 11, went missing from a camping trip with family friends on June 12 in Big Bend National Park. Thousands of law enforcement officers and volunteers spent days combing the park and surrounding regions. The girl was located unharmed on Friday June 17 in the company of an unemployed drifted named Gregory Stokes, who has been arrested and charged with aggravated kidnapping. The initial euphoria of the find, however, was soon offset when the first television footage of the rescue hit the airwaves.

"At first I thought the kidnapper had dyed her hair, you know, to make her less easy to recognize," said Maria Baker, one of the volunteers who spent 50 hours last week searching. "Then I thought, wow, that week in the wilderness sure was rough on her. Then I saw a closeup, and I thought, man, did a bear get her too?"

It turns out that Francine's family had doctored the photo released to police and the media in order to make her "more appealing" and spur a wider rescue effort. In the picture, she is a perky, cute blonde girl somewhat resembling Lindsay Lohan.

"In actuality, Francine is neither perky nor blonde," said a grim-faced Perry. "In fact, her picture is mainly a testament to her father's skills with Photoshop."

Media networks are squirming, faced with the fact they cannot avoid airing pictures of the girl after the intensive media coverage of the search all last week.

"This is supposed to be the windfall time; the triumphant return of a photogenic kidnapping victim plays great with the 18-35 viewing audience, and can boost advertising revenues for months with follow-up stories on her return to normal life," said Stacy Umbridge, a producer at CNN. "For crying out loud. The girl's got a gap between her front teeth big enough to drive a car through."

The Keyes family has defended their actions, arguing that there are only five or six slots for widespread searches in a given TV season, and if they didn't give their daughter "every advantage" she wouldn't have made the cut.

"This season we've already had Natalie Holloway and Brennan Hawkins, two really high-profile cases with very appealing protagonists," said Alan Keyes, Francine's father. "Heck, Francine used to scare the cat whenever she smiled. What were we supposed to do?"

The state of Texas has grudgingly concluded that it cannot charge the Keyes family for the search and rescue effort, since Francine's disappearance was the result of an actual crime (unlike recent runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks). However, CNN is considering filing a civil suit.

"Our viewership drops fifteen percent every time we show the real picture of this girl," said Umbridge. "I'm sorry, but CNN has journalistic standards, you know. At least put a wig on the poor girl."

http://watleyreview.com/2005/062105-1.html
 
HAHA! It's funny 'cuz it's (partially) true.

The key as a kidnapper is to kidnap a girl that is about average. Good enough that people will care enough to bother with a ransom, but not good looking enough for people to come out and hunt you down with pitchforks and shotguns while watching Fox News on portable TVs.
 
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Funny and, at the same time, a depressingly accurate characterization of the importance of beauty in such cases. The effect of beauty is pervasive. Studies show juries are more likely to acquit a more physically beautiful person. If they do convict, they are more lenient in sentencing (unless the person used their beauty as part of the crime, in which case the jury gives harsher sentences). Many criminals are getting plastic surgery to take advantage of this phenomenon.

Beautiful people are more likely to get the job over less beautiful people, and they earn more. They are rated more positively in personal attributes like intelligence, trustworthiness, and competence.

Sucks for you ugly people.
 
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tibor75 said:
It would really suck if the abducted kid was black. Good luck getting any media to cover it.
Yeah, God-forbid the liberal media cover a story like that. Oh, wait, all the black parents would have to do is pull the race card, and then there would be a whole new story...and the media would be all over it. :roll2:
 
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tibor75 said:
It would really suck if the abducted kid was black. Good luck getting any media to cover it.
Yeah, God-forbid the liberal media cover a story like that. Oh, wait, all the black parents would have to do is pull the race card, and then there would be a whole new story...and the media would be all over it. :roll2:

Tiboring for once is actually correct here. Take for instance the black cop who died in Philadelphia a couple of weeks ago of a heart attack while protesters jeered him. I haven't seen one national news network carry the story.....oh wait, could it be that it hasn't been covered because he was a cop??
 
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buckeyegrad said:
Tiboring for once is actually correct here. Take for instance the black cop who died in Philadelphia a couple of weeks ago of a heart attack while protesters jeered him. I haven't seen one national news network carry the story.....oh wait, could it be that it hasn't been covered because he was a cop??

No, it's not nationally covered because in Philly, death of any kind- shooting, stabbing, hit & run, police, non-police, etc. is commonplace. You should see the local news here- the first 10 minutes of the broadcast is filled with depressing stories of death or abuse of some kind. If tourists used the local news as a gauge for what the city's like, nobody would ever go to Philly. We call it "Killadelphia".
 
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From all the recent news stories, you'd think that only cute white girls get kidnapped. Yeah, I'm sure that is correct. There was a story in USA Today a few weeks ago detailing some missing people who's stories are nowhere to be found, and they just happened to be black. And on the next page is a whole page devoted to that girl in Aruba - who gives a fuck?
And of course the media isn't mentioning how it's probably not a good idea for a girl to leave a party with people she just met in a foreign country. Instead, we keep hearing what a good and smart kid she is. Uh, sure. :roll1:
 
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tibor75 said:
And of course the media isn't mentioning how it's probably not a good idea for a girl to leave a party with people she just met in a foreign country. Instead, we keep hearing what a good and smart kid she is. Uh, sure. :roll1:
I agree, they are convenitently forgetting that the girl was whoring around with the locals. Dumb things happen to dumb people.

She should have known better.

Fox News is making me ill with all of their coverage, especially on Hannity and Idiot. It's as if they're trying to force the Aruban government to do something by putting tons of heat on them.

BTW, has anyone noticed how much more evil Idiot looks in those live shots from Aruba?

If that guy isn't Beelzebub I don't know who is.

WOW!!!
 
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I don't buy the race argument for a second. It's complete bullshit. The community and media are the ones that make a big deal about this stuff, and guess what - money talks. If some RICH white girl is kidnapped, then yeah, you're for damn sure that there will be a media frenzy...because the parents are rich, not because the kidnapped girl is white. Race isn't an issue in these things (at least not as big of an issue as you make it seem). I will freely admit that the likelier story if a black girl were to be kidnapped would likely be the media INVENTING a racism story, either something along the lines of this argument (ie, making it a story two years later because it wasn't a story when it happened - due to race of course), or making it a hate crime wherein the girl was kidnapped because she was black.

I think it is pathetic that every time a minority has something bad happen to them, they pull the race card and say they are being discriminated against. I have seen a SHITLOAD more examples of reverse racism (blacks racist against whites) than I have any other kind.



*If this post is difficult to understand, it's because its author is a poor writer.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
I don't buy the race argument for a second. It's complete bullshit. The community and media are the ones that make a big deal about this stuff, and guess what - money talks. If some RICH white girl is kidnapped, then yeah, you're for damn sure that there will be a media frenzy...because the parents are rich, not because the kidnapped girl is white. Race isn't an issue in these things (at least not as big of an issue as you make it seem). I will freely admit that the likelier story if a black girl were to be kidnapped would likely be the media INVENTING a racism story, either something along the lines of this argument (ie, making it a story two years later because it wasn't a story when it happened - due to race of course), or making it a hate crime wherein the girl was kidnapped because she was black.

I think it is pathetic that every time a minority has something bad happen to them, they pull the race card and say they are being discriminated against. I have seen a SHITLOAD more examples of reverse racism (blacks racist against whites) than I have any other kind.



*If this post is difficult to understand, it's because its author is a poor writer.

Laci Peterson wasn't rich. This girl I don't think was either. If you think that the coverage would be exactly the same if they were black, you are incredibly naive.
 
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I would have to agree with Tibor and grad here. If you have the "all-american" look then you are going to get on the news and easily the national news.

As for the girl in aruba, it is amazing how the media is forgetting her whoring around the city. My favorite thing I saw was Greta van sustrum or what ever her name is. she was outside the club where this girl was last seen interviewing young american girls asking them if they felt unsafe because this is where hollaway was last seen.
 
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she really was whoring around the city? I haven't followed it much since the whole story is nauseating, but has it been established that she was being the typical American teenager looking to get laid when she was there?
 
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How media savvy the family is in these cases does play a huge role... no doubt about it. After a girl in our town was kidnapped, the family did everything possible to get her on tv and in the paper constantly, and her friends organized events that were partly fundraisers for searches, but moreso publicity to remind people to stay aware. It worked. Nearly a year later she was found. So miracles do happen...

Let me tell you, there is nothing like the feeling of laughing and playing around with a girl who is whole and happy after having been through hell... watching her giggle after you've spent months praying for her but fearing she was dead... that'll put life in perspective.

All of you with kids, go hug 'em now, would you?
 
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