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Mike Tyson - Porn Star?

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LoKyBuckeye

LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
What's next for Mike?!?!?!?!

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Mike Tyson is no exception. According to Tysontalk.com, the self-proclaimed No. 1 source of news is Iron Mike, the famously broke pugilist, is open to radical options for raising revenue.

"I've talked to some people, I just talked to a gentleman named Jimmy, whose involved with Club Jenna, you know Jenna Jameson," said Tyson. "They said they were interested in getting me involved in that kind of business as well." Tyson doesn't proceed to announce a three-picture deal, but doesn't dismiss the notion, either.

Mike Tyson, the adult film actor? Crazy as it may sound, this could very well be the ticket. His real life offers endless elements for his future scripts to implement, sucking potential viewers in with a blend of fact, fiction, and the adult film industry's penchant for parodying high-profile films. If any athlete's gonna cross over, Tyson's the prime candidate. Here are a few prime suggestions for Mike's future filmography.

"Must Love Dogs"
Lonely and broke Mike Tyson, looking for love, places an ad online (well, a friend actually does the typing) for a personal ad, letting prospective women know that they need to be okay with a dog of a man. After a series of disappointing meetings (that nonetheless end in one night stands), a sexy red head, thinking Iron Mike is a canine lover, meets him at the local Starbucks with her cocker spaniel in tow. They laugh, then love, over the miscommunication.
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You guys are all assuming hetero. How about a series of films where he has one more go at all the guys he beat in the ring? Or maybe a semi-autobiographically prison film?

First title:

"Mike Tyson vs Buster Douglas - This Time Its All Below the Belt"
 
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Oh8ch said:
You guys are all assuming hetero. How about a series of films where he has one more go at all the guys he beat in the ring? Or maybe a semi-autobiographically prison film?

First title:

"Mike Tyson vs Buster Douglas - This Time Its All Below the Belt"
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:sick1: :sick1:
 
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Oh8ch said:
You guys are all assuming hetero. How about a series of films where he has one more go at all the guys he beat in the ring? Or maybe a semi-autobiographically prison film?

First title:

"Mike Tyson vs Buster Douglas - This Time Its All Below the Belt"
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No no no no no......:dead:
 
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You may recall that part of Tyson's defense in his rape trial was an admission by his lawyer that, "...Mike's not capable of causing that much damage, let's just say that anatomically he's a pretty small guy in that area..." or words to that affect.

The jury did not ask Mr. Tyson to drop his boxers to prove this point.

Sorry, couldn't help myself with that last line.
 
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cincibuck said:
You may recall that part of Tyson's defense in his rape trial was an admission by his lawyer that, "...Mike's not capable of causing that much damage, let's just say that anatomically he's a pretty small guy in that area..." or words to that affect.
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That's not what Robin Givens said.......not that I care.
 
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