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Michigan Fan Auctions Allegiance on eBay

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mross34;1331018; said:
It's currently worth 81 dollars, and there's 9 days left on the auction.

You couldn't buy my "Fuck Michigan" t-shirt off me for less that five hun, and it's barely even a shirt anymore. It is, however, 6-1 against those fucks, so it has some value...unlike this pathetic excuse for a fan. I'd imagine a real TSUN fan would pay to be able to slap him around. That sorry fuck....even for a weasel.
 
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I'm taking out a patent on reversible college jerseys for just such occasions. "Wish you were wearing an Appalachian State jersey right now? Buy the weekly special at the Go Blue store and be ready to party your fandom away today!"

For OSU, though, we'll use the technology for a home/away combo.
 
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mross34;1331004; said:
Did a couple searches. Don't think this has been posted yet.

A Former Michigan Fan Needs a New Team - eBay (item 270304736881 end time Nov-27-08 18:40:27 PST)

Can't wait to destroy these fucks on Saturday.

If you have a vagina, LET IT LEAK!

Another pussy scUM fan.

Item location:Cortland, Ohio, United States

So it seems like this dude is actually IN Ohio, which makes it even more sad. Treacherous, pathetic bitch.

If you're going to be a fan of any team, you need to be a fan of that team.
 
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BUCKYLE;1331020; said:
You couldn't buy my "[censored] Michigan" t-shirt off me for less that five hun, and it's barely even a shirt anymore. It is, however, 6-1 against those [censored]s, so it has some value...

Ah... that shirt..

Right before spring quarter of my freshman year, I had the opportunity to move out of my standard 2 person Morrill Tower room into one of the rare single rooms, which I jumped on. My roommate had that shirt hanging on the wall. I provided the carpeting for the room. While moving shit out, I offered to let him keep the carpet for the shirt. He reluctantly accepted since I pretty much had him by the balls.

I wore the shirt proudly for several years, until a random night where I got an offer to watch this hot chick put it on if I let her keep it. Mmmkay....

Fast forward, the next year's The Game came around, and I drunkenly made a phone call asking for the shirt back. She dropped if off the next day, no questions asked. It's in my washing machine right now, getting ready for the weekend.

Such a good shirt. And that carpet was pretty nice too.
 
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Ah... that shirt..

Right before spring quarter of my freshman year, I had the opportunity to move out of my standard 2 person Morrill Tower room into one of the rare single rooms, which I jumped on. My roommate had that shirt hanging on the wall. I provided the carpeting for the room. While moving shit out, I offered to let him keep the carpet for the shirt. He reluctantly accepted since I pretty much had him by the balls.

I wore the shirt proudly for several years, until a random night where I got an offer to watch this hot chick put it on if I let her keep it. Mmmkay....

Fast forward, the next year's The Game came around, and I drunkenly made a phone call asking for the shirt back. She dropped if off the next day, no questions asked. It's in my washing machine right now, getting ready for the weekend.

Such a good shirt. And that carpet was pretty nice too.
Which carpet? The one in the apt? Or hers? (edit...nice job getting to that first, OHS, if only I hadn't typed so much after it)


I had bad luck with a 'fuck michigan' t-shirt. I don't wear it for games anymore. I wear the same shirts (2 of them and the same jersey) to every game, with an optional hoodie under the jersey, but nothing more. The one time I wore something different in the past 10 yeras, was when I wore this 'fuck michigan' t-shirt during the first half of The Game in 2002. I took it off at halftime when we were behind, and Michigan never scored another point and we won. I am positive that's why we won and had I not taken it off...that bad things would have happened. At halftime now, I always walk to the same spot in the stadium, which is just outside our section near some C-deck stairs. I don't know if I believe in my superstitions...but I have them, and I like tradition.

Go Bucks, Beat Michigan!
 
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OHSportsFan9;1331051; said:
Her's or the room's?

JXC;1331052; said:
Which carpet? The one in the apt? Or hers?

As far as you know, both of them :tongue2:. Her's was better though. (Is this Romper Room bound?)

I had bad luck with a '[censored] michigan' t-shirt. I don't wear it for games anymore. I wear the same shirts (2 of them and the same jersey) to every game, with an optional hoodie under the jersey, but nothing more. The one time I wore something different in the past 10 yeras, was when I wore this '[censored] michigan' t-shirt during the first half of The Game in 2002. I took it off at halftime when we were behind, and Michigan never scored another point and we won. I am positive that's why we won and had I not taken it off...that bad things would have happened. At halftime now, I always walk to the same spot in the stadium, which is just outside our section near some C-deck stairs. I don't know if I believe in my superstitions...but I have them, and I like tradition.

Go Bucks, Beat Michigan!

I feel bad to this day over a brief conversation with an old stadium usher. I wore the shirt to a Wisconsin game... the 42-17 debacle in 1999... and needless to say, left the game before it was over. I walked 100 yards home to get a beer. Anyway, this old usher was probably pissed off like me, and he stopped me on my way out. He told me, "son, I don't like Michigan any more than you do, but that shirt is just plain disrespectful." The only thing I could say was, "You must like Michigan more than me." If he's reading this post, those 7 seconds are probably as fresh to him as they are me. I still feel like a douche.
 
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