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Michigan Chatter - 2004

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If I had to describe the state up north in one word I would have to say: sand

- I went to football camp at SCum one year and it seemed like the ground was sand rather than soil. That might be part of the reason that grass won't grow in the worlds largest outdoor toilet.
- Sand is one of the most annoying things in the world. After you go to the beach you end up with sand in everything and you can never get rid of it. It's grindy, annoying, and rubs you raw if it gets in your clothes. Do you think LLLoyd whines that much because of his personality? No, he has had sand in his vagina since he started working at SCum and it is pissing the hell out of him.
-SCum's season is usually like a beautiful sand castle, but then the season comes in like the tide and knocks it down. No matter how far inland they build it by the time high tide hits (OSU) the castle is destroyed.
-No matter what LLLoyd does he tends to get (sand)blasted at least 1 time a year, but usually ends up getting it 3 times.
-When you mix sand with water you get quicksand, which sucks in anything on top of it. This may be why SCum sucks so much.
 
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AKAK - Wouldn't be so sure about that:

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See you in the Shoe!!!

ILL SEE YOU FUCKERS IN THE SHOE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banger:

My brother knows somebody who knows Jim Cope. Now that you are all saying "who the fuck is Jim Cope" like i did, he's a former LB who was drafted by the Browns in 75 i believe. anyway, who gives a fuck. I got his tickets.

I'll be in the former players section so all you fuckers in the C deck can kiss my ass.

now entertain me for the next 7 hours so i can fly through work today and leave for columbus tomorrow morning :groove:
 
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