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Mirror Guy
If I had to describe the state up north in one word I would have to say: sand
- I went to football camp at SCum one year and it seemed like the ground was sand rather than soil. That might be part of the reason that grass won't grow in the worlds largest outdoor toilet.
- Sand is one of the most annoying things in the world. After you go to the beach you end up with sand in everything and you can never get rid of it. It's grindy, annoying, and rubs you raw if it gets in your clothes. Do you think LLLoyd whines that much because of his personality? No, he has had sand in his vagina since he started working at SCum and it is pissing the hell out of him.
-SCum's season is usually like a beautiful sand castle, but then the season comes in like the tide and knocks it down. No matter how far inland they build it by the time high tide hits (OSU) the castle is destroyed.
-No matter what LLLoyd does he tends to get (sand)blasted at least 1 time a year, but usually ends up getting it 3 times.
-When you mix sand with water you get quicksand, which sucks in anything on top of it. This may be why SCum sucks so much.
- I went to football camp at SCum one year and it seemed like the ground was sand rather than soil. That might be part of the reason that grass won't grow in the worlds largest outdoor toilet.
- Sand is one of the most annoying things in the world. After you go to the beach you end up with sand in everything and you can never get rid of it. It's grindy, annoying, and rubs you raw if it gets in your clothes. Do you think LLLoyd whines that much because of his personality? No, he has had sand in his vagina since he started working at SCum and it is pissing the hell out of him.
-SCum's season is usually like a beautiful sand castle, but then the season comes in like the tide and knocks it down. No matter how far inland they build it by the time high tide hits (OSU) the castle is destroyed.
-No matter what LLLoyd does he tends to get (sand)blasted at least 1 time a year, but usually ends up getting it 3 times.
-When you mix sand with water you get quicksand, which sucks in anything on top of it. This may be why SCum sucks so much.
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EdgeBuck
Glass Half Full Buck
Anyone got a single ticket
Ah, the problems arise when you realize you actually will be in town. Thanks anyway, and sorry for putting this on the board.
If you got any to sell email me at [email protected] or reply here, thanks.
Ah, the problems arise when you realize you actually will be in town. Thanks anyway, and sorry for putting this on the board.
If you got any to sell email me at [email protected] or reply here, thanks.
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I don't know about champions.. but it my experience that when oral sex is involved... there aren't any losers.
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See you in the Shoe!!!
ILL SEE YOU FUCKERS IN THE SHOE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brother knows somebody who knows Jim Cope. Now that you are all saying "who the fuck is Jim Cope" like i did, he's a former LB who was drafted by the Browns in 75 i believe. anyway, who gives a fuck. I got his tickets.
I'll be in the former players section so all you fuckers in the C deck can kiss my ass.
now entertain me for the next 7 hours so i can fly through work today and leave for columbus tomorrow morning
ILL SEE YOU FUCKERS IN THE SHOE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brother knows somebody who knows Jim Cope. Now that you are all saying "who the fuck is Jim Cope" like i did, he's a former LB who was drafted by the Browns in 75 i believe. anyway, who gives a fuck. I got his tickets.
I'll be in the former players section so all you fuckers in the C deck can kiss my ass.
now entertain me for the next 7 hours so i can fly through work today and leave for columbus tomorrow morning
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nope....my dad's comin. but you shouldve spoke up earlier. i needed somebody to go with me with ntd's tickets. $150 a ticket. 
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Well leave your wench at the house and hook a brotha up
If not, I'll just take em after the cage match anyway...
EDIT: See your taking Dad...can't desecrate that one dammit
If not, I'll just take em after the cage match anyway...
EDIT: See your taking Dad...can't desecrate that one dammit
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my bitch aint goin to this one. too important to jinx with questions like, "why do they call it a safety if he gets tackled in the endzone? I thought that was a touchdown."
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2 words....
LUCKY FUCKER!
Have a great time, take some good picks for us unlucky fucks that will be at home watching the game
LUCKY FUCKER!
Have a great time, take some good picks for us unlucky fucks that will be at home watching the game
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Bucktastic
Troy Smith for HEISMAN
Hell Yeah!!!! See you in the SHOE is right!!!!
Fuck scUM!!!!!!!!
Fuck scUM!!!!!!!!
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