MichaeLLLLLLLLL "0-9" ‘Bike’ Hart (douchebag)

[elliemae]

Wasn't there a song by the Beatles entitled...."I'm a Loser"?

Seems like a good theme song for Mikey.

Hey,Mikey likes he'll eat anything! Remember life cereal ad?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Didn't he lose 5 games in his sophomore year?

Uh, that was the year he made that claim, Sparky...try to follow along.

 

[sandgk]

Mike "Michigan never loses 3 games in a season" Hart.

What astounding bragging rights this team, and especially this bunch of Seniors has pulled down:

• 4 - 0 Streak preserved;
• Put the three vocal returning 5th year seniors out with nary a glimpse
• Ended the career of one TSUN coach - and how many classes can ever claim a similar scalp in the past?
• 6-1 under your current coach
• Reversing the trend for your opposing coach, out of the game with a 6-7 record.

Jim is making himself into a transcendent coach in Columbus.

 

[BuckeyeSkins]

Hey, Mikey likes he'll eat anything! Remember life cereal ad?

Remember that one well.

 

[THEOhioState]

Hey,Mikey likes he'll eat anything! Remember life cereal ad?

I'll bet he will REALLY like eating crow!

What a bold "guarantee" that was!



:scum4::scum4:

 

[Honor&Glory]

Goodbye, Mr. O'fer. Nobody in the history of sports has ever talked more shit and backed it up any less than you have for four years. Now go out and finish your perfect O'fer career in games that matter with another bowl game meltdown...stay classy, O'fer...stay classy.

 

[Bucklion]

Maybe he'll try and claim a medical redshirt since he was hurt so much this year.

Seriously though, he's got a lot of heart, he just doesn't have many brains. Acceptable combination when you are winning, but not so good when your heart is writing checks that your ass can't cash. I look forward to watching him limp-dick to the sideline every other play during the NFL preseason and then riding the pine the next 2 years before he gets cut.

As Vanna White would say Mikey, "Buh-Bye"

 

[Bucklion]

I think I just heard Hart guarantee a victory in the Senior Bowl...

 

[BuckeyePride]

I think I just heard Hart guarantee a victory in the Senior Bowl...

he also guaranteed a third round or lower pick in NFL draft

 

[ShakerBuck]

Karma is a bitch H20-4

 

[Honor&Glory]

I just read this post on another board and I wanted to share the quote...


"Mike Heart is as relevant as a fart in a hurricane"


I think that sums it all up.

 

[Palpie]

With one big game left in his career (considering any bowl is big, which is a stretch) H20-4 is:
4-0 vs his little brother
2-2 vs NoD
0-4 vs his abusive step-daddy
0-3 in bowls
0-1 vs 1-aa
and,
a perfect record of talking a big game

Truly a player to remember. Couldn't be a better player to hold scUM's all time rushing record.

 

[NFBuck]

0-4

 

[Taosman]

 

[jwinslow]

"Mike Hart got more yards with his mouth than his feet." -Jon Saunders