Miami Dolphins at Cleveland Browns, Sept. 8th, 1pm ET, CBS

[Mike80]

Hell sign Serena Williams beast ass and stick her in at guard. It couldn't be any worse than what we saw today.

 

[Mac]

Hell sign Serena Williams beast ass and stick her in at guard. It couldn't be any worse than what we saw today.

She would probably be better

 

[Mike80]

She would probably be better

Probably. That dude is a fuckin monster.

 

[muffler dragon]

For shits and giggles, I went back the last few years in BP to see if I remembered correctly or not.

Lo and behold... It's pretty regular:

Fuck this franchise. Fire everybody, release everybody, and fold.

Fuck this franchise. Fire everybody, release everybody, and fold.

Fuck this franchise. Fire everybody, release everybody, and fold.

Fuck this franchise. Fire everybody, release everybody, and fold.

Fuck this franchise. Fire everybody, release everybody, and fold.

Fuck this franchise. Fire everybody, release everybody, and fold.

Sorry, NF, for using you here. Just having fun.
FWIW, each year in the quote is a losing first game for that season. Interestingly enough, the last time that the Browns won a season opener was 2004. Went on to 4-12 that year.

 

[exhawg]

They have to cut Cousins right?

 

[NFBuck]

For [Mark May]s and giggles, I went back the last few years in BP to see if I remembered correctly or not.

Lo and behold... It's pretty regular:



Sorry, NF, for using you here. Just having fun.
FWIW, each year in the quote is a losing first game for that season. Interestingly enough, the last time that the Browns won a season opener was 2004. Went on to 4-12 that year.

I'm a stickler for tradition.

 

[Mac]

 

[Mike80]

I'm a stickler for tradition.

I like how they all came within 3 days of each other.

 

[Mike80]

They have to cut Cousins right?

I don't see how they could keep him at this point.

 

[NFBuck]

They have to cut Cousins right?

Being really bad at football has never been a cause for termination with this outfit.

 

[jlb1705]

Wouldn't matter. That city/stadium is cursed. There is about a 0.666% chance any football team will ever succeed in that city. Just end the suffering. Then again, after the initial anger wears off each season, I do get some enjoyment from the laughs they provide. So...fight on.

Fine. Nuke the city then. Whatever. It's no like I live there or anything.

 

[NFBuck]

Fine. Nuke the city then. Whatever. It's no like I live there or anything.

But then who would talk about the next years draft in September?

 

[NFBuck]

Watching the SF OL after watching this horse abortion is hilarious.

 

[jlb1705]

But then who would talk about the next years draft in September?

Well, we're both outside the blast zone so... Oh shit. We're gonna need more nukes.

 

[OHSportsFan]

At least the Colts are my hometown team.

Such a stark contrast from one organization to the other. I mean, fuck, the Colts are locking themselves in to 25-30 years of good QB'ing. Browns are on QB #579 and counting.