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Metrosexual question of the day

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MistriBuck said:
seriously, you couldn't pay me to get a massage from a guy
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Really, like you wouldn't get one massage for $10 million?

It's like the old joke:

Guy - Would you have sex with me for $10 million?

Girl - Wow, that's a lot of money...I think I would.

Guy - Would you have sex with me for ten dollars?

Girl - What do you think I am?

Guy - We established that earlier. Now we're negotiating!
 
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Alan said:
Now that I look back on it.....SIMV, BFScum and S&G were all sitting a little too close for comfort with me at the bar...

And y'all went to the bathroom at the same time.....things are starting to make sense now...
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I think that was due to your lack of showering that day.... :biggrin:
 
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Alan said:
Now that I look back on it.....SIMV, BFScum and S&G were all sitting a little too close for comfort with me at the bar...

And y'all went to the bathroom at the same time.....things are starting to make sense now...
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For somebody that swore just yesterday that he'd take a long break from the 'open' board because it was so gay, you sure are back in the 'metrosexual' thread pretty quickly, don't you think? :biggrin:
 
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damn right and you see what we have from those that have been around me...

i do hard physical work and at the end of the day i need a shower....but, am i a metrosexual....no, i am man and i go to the bar proudly wearing the odor of my hard work....
 
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Alan said:
damn right and you see what we have from those that have been around me...

i do hard physical work and at the end of the day i need a shower....but, am i a metrosexual....no, i am man and i go to the bar proudly wearing the odor of my hard work....
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OK, and when you're looking for an auto mechanic willing to do some work 'on the side', that's only about your car's engine, right?

Just checking. :wink2:
 
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I hadn't slept the night before when I arrived in Columbus, and so I made it through dinner and then was going to crash. When I got back to the room, we were gonna sort the shirts. I offered to help, but they were very adamant in their encouragement for me to go to sleep. Can't imagine why :wink:
 
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BFS... you're dead the next time I see you!!!

For one I never danced for you unless you were having some illicit dream about me while you were sleeping.... homo. As for Shawn dancing for you, now that's a different story :biggrin:

Number two... you could barely stand because you were so tired, that's why I told you to go ahead and go to bed.

Guys, I just want to let everyone know that BFS was talking on his cell phone to some guy the night he left and as soon as he hung up he said that he was going to go see his fiancee... sound strange to you?... yeah me too :lol:

Alan said:
Now that I look back on it.....SIMV, BFScum and S&G were all sitting a little too close for comfort with me at the bar...

And y'all went to the bathroom at the same time.....things are starting to make sense now...
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You don't have much room to talk pal. You're the one who almost creamed in his jeans when we said that Simon Frasier was there eating dinner on the other side of the bar. What did you do??? You took the long way around the bar just to get a good "look" at the man :biggrin:
 
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Gosh I love getting a good reaction out of someone.

The person I was on the phone with was my fiancee, unless I forgot about calling someone else. I guess you'll have to decide whether you believe me about her gender :wink:

Alan came skipping back all giddy once he realized it was indeed #75.
 
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My goodness graciousness, it's become rather scary in here.

ScarletInMyVeins said:
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You motherfucker.... you took it a little too far this time!!!

Prove that I used to dance at a gay bar... you can't. I CAN prove that you have men sleep in your bed on a regular basis.

btw... I USED TO be an adult entertainer... there is a difference :biggrin2:
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Clearly the only way to settle this is through video evidence. Please forward to...

Er, wait. Just remembered, you actually do have my address...

Er, nevermind... :blush:



:lol:


Now, who wants suggestions for good shades of nail polish??
 
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