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Maybe or maybe not?


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Last time Peach used my pimp hand she smacked the shit out of this guy:

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The mouse wasn't injured.
 
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Oh, you're running around with her again, eh?

grrr....


Just a coincidence... I'm never sure which Castle to look in... so I just go to one... and see who is the damsel in distress du jour.

Someitmes I ask...

"Hey, anyone seen PrincessPeach?"

"She's in another Castle."

By then... my trusty steed is getting winded, my shining armor ain't so shiny... (and that stuff gets ever so heavy) So... I figure by then its cocktail hour. Plus, the CountessCranberry was there as well... so I thought it might be a fun time.
 
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Just a coincidence... I'm never sure which Castle to look in... so I just go to one... and see who is the damsel in distress du jour.

Someitmes I ask...

"Hey, anyone seen PrincessPeach?"

"She's in another Castle."

By then... my trusty steed is getting winded, my shining armor ain't so shiny... (and that stuff gets ever so heavy) So... I figure by then its cocktail hour. Plus, the CountessCranberry was there as well... so I thought it might be a fun time.

Last time you went looking for the Princess, I went looking for a cheap bottle of scotch, and lo and behold, there was peach, checking out the Vodka. turns out she wasn't in a castle at all. I should say, I - being creepy and all - followed her after the liquor store, and she did stop by a White Castle and remained there for nearly 6 hours.
 
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Last time you went looking for the Princess, I went looking for a cheap bottle of scotch, and lo and behold, there was peach, checking out the Vodka. turns out she wasn't in a castle at all. I should say, I - being creepy and all - followed her after the liquor store, and she did stop by a White Castle and remained there for nearly 6 hours.

Lies, lies. All of them, lies.

(Except the vodka part.)
 
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