Maybe or maybe not

[scarletandgrey]

I'll be at barley's around 3:30 until about 5:00 if anybody wants to join

 

[PrincessPeach]

I'll be at barley's around 3:30 until about 5:00 if anybody wants to join

Sadly, I'll still be chained to my desk. I'm holding out for champagne cocktails and juicy fruit, anyway.

 

[AKAK]

I'll be at barley's around 3:30 until about 5:00 if anybody wants to join

Don't worry.. you're not an alcoholic if no one shows up.

 

[AKAK]

Sadly, I'll still be chained to my desk.

Really?

 

[PrincessPeach]

Really?

Sure. Come rescue me. Of course, by the time you show up, your princess will be in another office...

 

[Thump]

Does anyone else have this sudden urge to get bombed about right now?

Yeah, carpetbombed.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Sure. Come rescue me. Of course, by the time you show up, your princess will be in another office...

What are the chances you'll be in my office?

 

[scarletandgrey]

OK I got shafted everyone left the office and I got stuck here... oh well that just means I get to leave early tonight.

 

[AKAK]

Sure. Come rescue me. Of course, by the time you show up, your princess will be in another office...

Oh somehow, I doubt you need any rescuing.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Oh somehow, I doubt you need any rescuing.

thus proving you're not in the same building as her.

 

[PrincessPeach]

What are the chances you'll be in my office?

I thought this was your office? I mean, my office...?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I thought this was your office? I mean, my office...?

Oh, right. My bad. I've been thinking about going out on my own.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Oh somehow, I doubt you need any rescuing.

Your faith in me is reassuring, as is the fact that you didn't say I "don't need rescued."

For the record, though, I probably do need to be rescued. From myself. Exhibit A:

Oh, right. My bad. I've been thinking about going out on my own.

Does FKA know about this?

 

[AKAK]

as is the fact that you didn't say I "don't need rescued."

It is my understanding, that, in English, this particular phraseology is only valid when the potential rescuee is being saved from being cornholed by Burt Reynolds and his Bow and Arrow.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It is my understanding, that, in English, this particular phraseology is only valid when the potential rescuee is being saved from being cornholed by Burt Reynolds and his Bow and Arrow.

Wow... turning it up a notch, don't ya think?