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Masters of Your Domain

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With the attention on the quitting smoking thread, and the fact that the Seinfeld episode is airing tonight (at least in Chicago), anybody interested in a contest to see who can go the longest "mastering their domain"?

This would be on the honor system, since we're all completely trustworthy, and should have some sort of fixed end date, like 60 days - so that folks can return to a "hands-on experience" after a period of self-sacrifice.

Sex with other people would be allowed, of course.

Anybody interested - we wouldn't start until tomorrow, so any built-up tension could be released tonight.

And it wouldn't be fair to BN27 to start right away, since I just posted a Carly picture on another thread.
 
I'm in.


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Nevermind

Why would you want to do that to yourself? That is worse than boiled peanuts. My girlfriend would kill me if I didn't take it into my own hands. Talk about a good way to become a 2 pump chump.
 
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exhawg said:
Why would you want to do that to yourself? That is worse than boiled peanuts. My girlfriend would kill me if I didn't take it into my own hands. Talk about a good way to become a 2 pump chump.
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Sounds like you've taken the dating advice in 'There's Something About Mary' to heart. I hope your girlfriend likes hair gel.
 
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BuckeyeBill73 said:
Sounds like you've taken the dating advice in 'There's Something About Mary' to heart. I hope your girlfriend likes hair gel.
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The gf can tell. We'll get done and she'll say "You didn't take care of business yesterday did you?" I'll look at the clock and hold my head in shame the rest of the day. j/k
 
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Hawg, that is pathetic. You need to drink more beer and practice holding your piss until your back teeth are floating. I think this trains your pecker muscles to resist letting the baby gravy exit prematurely thus pleasuring your woman. Or you could keep your girl happy by growing a 12 inch tongue and learning to breath through your ears.

edit: don't do the piss thing when laying the pipe! I read/heard somewhere that this holding piss exercise allows premature dudes to go longer before spluging...can't confirm as I am a machine and have not had this problem.
 
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jcfiesta said:
Hawg, that is pathetic. You need to drink more beer and practice holding your piss until your back teeth are floating. I think this trains your pecker muscles to resist letting the baby gravy exit prematurely thus pleasuring your woman. Or you could keep your girl happy by growing a 12 inch tongue and learning to breath through your ears.

edit: don't do the piss thing when laying the pipe! I read/heard somewhere that this holding piss exercise allows premature dudes to go longer before spluging...can't confirm as I am a machine and have not had this problem.
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I was joking before, but thanks for the advice. The gf always finishes to.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
Substitute "wife" for "gf" in the above sentence. Add "twice" at the end, followed by a comma, then "minimum". Then you have my experience. :biggrin:
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add "With the pool boy", and you have what really happens when FKA watches from the corner of the bedroom.:tongue2:
 
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