Man with panties on face attempts to rob W.Va. store

[iambrutus]

RedNeck at its Best

INWOOD, W.Va. (AP) ? A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women?s underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said.
?I couldn?t make this stuff up if I tried,? State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg.
The cashier at first thought it was a joke and refused to give the man any money, so he ran to a Jeep Cherokee and drove away at about 4 a.m. Wednesday, Kearns said.

A few minutes later, police stopped a vehicle matching that description and took two men into custody.

 

[The KSB]

ttiwwp

 

[coastalbuck]

The cashier at first thought it was a joke and refused to give the man any money, so he ran to a Jeep Cherokee and drove away at about 4 a.m. Wednesday

 

[gregorylee]

Since this is West Freaking Virginia we are talking about, and the man had "panties" on his face.......... Did he happen to be carrying a piece of long rubber tubing, that one might use to water flowers?!?!?

I think the "compound word" got him confused.

 

[Thump]

What a shit head.

 

[gregorylee]

What a shit head.

That was the other thought I had....

Did they have to break out the forensic "skid mark" identifier?

 

[ScriptOhio]

ttiwwp

 

[coastalbuck]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

That is quite the biting commentary, Script.

 

[CookyPuss]

"Son, you've got a panty on your head."

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

What was he stealing under there?