Man Throws Wife Off Boat During Argument

[CCI]

she probably deserved it, good for him

 

[Romanowski]

With all respects to Romo's dad, I think I may have a new hero.

I don't know, we haven't heard all of Romo's stories yet. I'm keepin' the faith.

This guy might have my old man beat...here's how I see this scenerio playing out if it were my dad...

he and my mom are on the boat, she packs a nice lunch, but my dad packs a little extra, perhaps left over pepperoncini's from the Papa Joe's Pizza (Papa John's, he still thinks is Papa Joe's) he had the night before, waits to drop that deuce until he's on the boat because he knows what he's about to lay will only choke the pipes, it's all part of his secret plan, he then unleashes hell on the lav, shit snaking its way around the bowl, uses all the toilet paper, and sure as shit, the toilet doesn't flush. My mom in the mean time is casually relaxing in the sun, doesn't think anything is going because my dad told her he was going below deck to do some work. He comes back on deck, and by this time, my mom needs to use the bathroom. He's laughing to himself as my mom goes below deck. As soon as she nears the bathroom, she can tell something is terribly wrong. The stench eminating from the toilet is breath-taking in the bad way. She opens the door and nearly passes out. She screams, "What the FUCK is that?!?!" "Haaaaaahahaha, I think it was that lunch you packed, you know what a pile of bologna does to me." "Yeah, you're about 180 lbs full of it, you make me sick." And with that, my mom walks back up and jumps off the side of the boat. Pops wouldn't have needed to toss her off, the only energy my dad would expend would be trying to pinch that log out of his ass.

 

[Jeffcat]

she probably deserved it, good for him

yea she probably did, however if they would moving along at a decent clip i can't imagine it felt that great hitting the water not to mention the risk of the prop if there was one. i wish we could get a whole youtube vid of this incident though because that would just make my day.

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Once the woman got back to dry land, she told deputies that her husband, Robert Talley, had tossed her overboard and left her but that she had wanted to get off the boat anyway.

For some reason I find that line the most comical. "Yes officer, he did push me out of the boat, but I was already in the process of jumping out anyhow.........not a big deal".

 

[Buckin' A]

That bitch's story doesn't hold water.