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Reminds me of one of my favoite stories from several years ago. A man's wife had emptied the oil from one of those oil candles into the toilet and neglected to flush.
Her husband was a smoker.
Her husband was a smoker.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
What are the odds that a man gets glued to a toilet seat more than once?
Man glued to toilet may have history
Town official: He's complained of same misfortune in past
Wednesday, November 9, 2005; Posted: 5:59 a.m. EST (10:59 GMT)
DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper.
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Bob Dougherty's lawsuit alleges employees at the store ignored his pleas for help on the day before Halloween 2003 because they thought he was kidding.
But Ron Trzepacz, former director of operations for the town of Nederland, where Dougherty lives, told the Rocky Mountain News in Tuesday's editions that Dougherty told him in the summer of 2004 he was glued to a toilet seat in the town's visitor center but pulled himself free.
Trzepacz told the paper he inspected the bathroom and found "no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat." No police report was filed, he said.
Dougherty's lawyer, Mark Cohen, denied his client made such a claim and said Dougherty, 57, is willing to take a polygraph test.
"The allegation doesn't make any sense," Cohen told The Associated Press Tuesday.
Neither Trzepacz nor the Nederland town administrator immediately returned a call from AP. Nederland is about 45 miles northwest of Denver.
Dougherty's lawsuit, filed October 28, states that officials at the store in Louisville called for an ambulance after he had been stuck for about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, which separated from his skin, leaving abrasions, according to the suit. (Full story)
The lawsuit also stated Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and that he thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck.
The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss. It seeks $3 million.
"It's not about the money. I want my health back. I want to be back to normal," Dougherty said. "I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anybody ever, ever again."
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/toilet.man.ap/index.html
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Man glued to toilet may have history
Town official: He's complained of same misfortune in past
Wednesday, November 9, 2005; Posted: 5:59 a.m. EST (10:59 GMT)
DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- A man who sued Home Depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper.
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<!--===========CAPTION==========-->Bob Dougherty wants $3 million for a prank he says left him stuck.
Bob Dougherty's lawsuit alleges employees at the store ignored his pleas for help on the day before Halloween 2003 because they thought he was kidding.
But Ron Trzepacz, former director of operations for the town of Nederland, where Dougherty lives, told the Rocky Mountain News in Tuesday's editions that Dougherty told him in the summer of 2004 he was glued to a toilet seat in the town's visitor center but pulled himself free.
Trzepacz told the paper he inspected the bathroom and found "no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat." No police report was filed, he said.
Dougherty's lawyer, Mark Cohen, denied his client made such a claim and said Dougherty, 57, is willing to take a polygraph test.
"The allegation doesn't make any sense," Cohen told The Associated Press Tuesday.
Neither Trzepacz nor the Nederland town administrator immediately returned a call from AP. Nederland is about 45 miles northwest of Denver.
Dougherty's lawsuit, filed October 28, states that officials at the store in Louisville called for an ambulance after he had been stuck for about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, which separated from his skin, leaving abrasions, according to the suit. (Full story)
The lawsuit also stated Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and that he thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck.
The lawsuit claims he suffered pain, humiliation and financial loss. It seeks $3 million.
"It's not about the money. I want my health back. I want to be back to normal," Dougherty said. "I want to make sure this doesn't happen to anybody ever, ever again."
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/08/toilet.man.ap/index.html
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hoat
I lick windows. What's your point?
Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
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SALISBURY, Md. (AP) - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in." Rantz said the man was treated and released.
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SALISBURY, Md. (AP) - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in." Rantz said the man was treated and released.
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Sounds like a "sticky" situation.
BTW, wasn't there a thread about this happening to a guy at a Home Depot or something not too far back?
BTW, wasn't there a thread about this happening to a guy at a Home Depot or something not too far back?
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gregorylee
I'd rather be napping!!
So you just have to wonder, do you pinch the loaf first, or the second you realize that you are glued to a shitter do you start banging on the walls?
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exhawg
Mirror Guy
You can't wipe if your ass is glued to the seat, but if you are to the point where you have to shit at a Wal-Mart or Home Depot I think you have to go for it. I mean if you have to shit so bad that you don't wipe down the seat first you are pretty much doing "the move" as soon as you get in the stall.
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