Man sells his whole life in auction

[OCBuckWife]

alife4sale . com

Hi there, my name is Ian Usher, and I have had enough of my life! I don’t want it any more! You can have it if you like!

No, Im not contemplating suicide, I am going to sell my life!! I have my reasons, for further details click the "Why" tab below. However, I am still not sure whether this is inspired madness, complete foolishness, or just some sort of mid-life crisis.

Whatever it is, its all going up for sale in one big auction. Everything I have and everything I am.

On the day it is all sold and settled I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all, and get on the train, with no idea where I am going or what the future holds for me.

Start of auction Noon Sunday 22nd June 2008

End of auction Noon Sunday 29th June 2008

Australian Western Standard Time

ALife4Sale.com is exactly what it says. My whole life is for sale.

Everything. Lifestyle. House. Car. Motorbike. Job. Friends. Everything that I own, and all of the things that I don't own, but that are still an important part of my life!

For further details on where I live, the life I lead, all of my possessions, a photo tour of the house and everything in it, as well as more information on friends, job, and much much more, go to the Additional Info section.

So. Mental or inspired!? I don't expect he will get nearly as much money as the items are actually valued at so that's a bit mental to me. I like the idea of just selling everything and taking off. It's a crazy adventure fraught with possibilities of amazing experiences and / or colossal failure.

 

[BB73]

I don't notice "Laura" in the list of "everything", so I'm calling Bullshit.

Edit - In the additional info, it's says they're no longer together.

 

[Gatorubet]

Great Idea!

 

[martinss01]

so he's auctioning off a bunch of junk..? well thats never been done before...

 

[OCBuckWife]

so he's auctioning off a bunch of junk..? well thats never been done before...

I wouldn't call it junk. It's his house (worth about half a million) boats, skydiving equipment, atvs, an introduction to his friends, a job (a trial at least), etc. IE , His life as he knows it.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I wouldn't call it junk. It's his house (worth about half a million) boats, skydiving equipment, atvs, an introduction to his friends, a job (a trial at least), etc. IE , His life as he knows it.

Surely his debt/mortgage/court judgements against him are buried somewhere in the fine print...

 

[elliemae]

Well,all righty then! It sounds like he simply needs to move on & start over like me!
I don't think that is the way to go about it though.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

This guy is a moron. I'm sure he will regret it if he actually goes through with this.

 

[elliemae]

This guy is a moron. I'm sure he will regret it if he actually goes through with this.

I'm with you on that one!
I have to start my life over,but I am not willing to give my personal shit up!
Perhaps my wedding album & other pictures I can use for target practice.
I gave the album to my parents they wanted it!
I really think this guy is going to be sorry.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

I'm with you on that one!
I have to start my life over,but I am not willing to give my personal shit up!
Perhaps my wedding album & other pictures I can use for target practice.
I gave the album to my parents they wanted it!
I really think this guy is going to be sorry.

Now see that is a healthy way of dealing with stuff. Why sell your life when you can just have small bits of revenge everyday for the rest of your life. Sounds better to me.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Why sell your life when you can just have small bits of revenge everyday for the rest of your life. Sounds better to me.

Heh, find a few old girlfriends of the guy that is breaking up with you, and give them each something you know HE wants back. That will make one feel better! :tongue2:

 

[elliemae]

Heh, find a few old girlfriends of the guy that is breaking up with you, and give them each something you know HE wants back. That will make one feel better! :tongue2:

NICE! Or just post them for sale on ebay! Or better yet have a yard sale everything that was his $1!