Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident

[OCBucksFan]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43397

WTF is up with the bunny? :)

 

[Mike80]

That would be the British sense of humor for you....

 

[Taosman]

Anyone for Bangers & Mash?

Very high class British bangers and mash - a plate of Sausages with Cider and Apples
Photo: ?Ferne Arfin

 

[Deety]

a degree of uncontrollable bleeding

Oh, okay. Just a degree.

 

[Taosman]

[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang]

Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise and saw mills.... I'll come in again.
[The Inquisition exits] Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

 

[sandgk]

This reminds me, has anyone seen 11:14 recently?

Brutally funny scene with the backseat passenger of a VW bus getting his manhood lopped by a sliding window.
Fellow on the left is the one who loses his manhood - this being the before picture.

 

[PrincessPeach]

The machine probably said "Insert Wood Here."

 

[Taosman]

A wood or an iron?
I'll play through! :tongue2:

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

'He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws.'

The spokesman maintained that the man's injuries were not serious.

The spokesman sounds like a real dick.

 

[BB73]

This reminds me, has anyone seen 11:14 recently?

Brutally funny scene with the backseat passenger of a VW bus getting his manhood lopped by a sliding window.
Fellow on the left is the one who loses his manhood - this being the before picture.

I have seen that movie - it was interesting how they pieced the incidents together.

Regarding the thread title - I'm having a difficult time envisioning a 'fortunate saw-mill/penis incident'.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Photo of man before the saw-mill penis incident:

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

From the headline.

Is there really any such thing as a fortunate saw-mill penis incident?

I think not.

 

[Big Papa]

"I feel his pain."

 

[BB73]

Photo of man before the saw-mill penis incident:

How much wood could Big Chuck chuck if Big Chuck could chuck wood?