Man Found in Newark Library Naked (BUCKYLE?)

[Mac]

Naked man discovered in Newark library men's room | newarkadvocate.com | The Newark Advocate

NEWARK -- A Licking County Public Library employee had to sort out more than books Saturday after a naked man was found on the bathroom floor.

The 22-year-old man was found lying naked on the floor of the men's bathroom at the library's 101 W. Main St. location at 12:15 p.m. Saturday, according to a Newark police report.

The employee told police he was offended and asked the naked man to get dressed and leave the library, according to the report.

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BUCKYLE sighting??

 

[sepia5]

No fucking way Kyle would be in the library.

 

[Gatorubet]

No [censored]ing way Kyle would be in the library.

Let's be fair now...just because Kyle passed out does not mean he knew where he was when he passed out.

 

[buckiprof]

For subtlety, I still think Sen. Craig's foot tap is better.

 

[Gatorubet]

For subtlety, I still think Sen. Craig's foot tap is better.

Guy is lucky Craig did not find him face down passed out in the library restroom.

Wide stance indeed.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Let's be fair now...just because Kyle passed out does not mean he knew where he was when he passed out.

That's bullshit. Kyle knows what a book is and that when surrounded by the enemy it is best to play dead.

 

[Best Buckeye]

That's bull[censored]. Kyle knows what a book is and that when surrounded by the enemy it is best to play dead.

Nice politic spin OCBW, but we all know he goes there for fireplace burning material.

 

[Deety]

Probably researching his next novel.

The Naked Library of Licking County: Where More than Books Get Checked Out

 

[Ttown]

Probably researching his next novel.

The Naked Library of Licking County: Where More than Books Get Checked Out

You've been there before Deety.

 

[Gatorubet]

Probably researching his next novel.

The Naked Library of Licking County: Where More than Books Get Checked Out

Hence the recent Library publicity Campaign:

"NAKED ON THE FLOOR?, THEN IT'S GOT TO BE LICKING!"

 

[PlanetFrnd]

22... sounds more like Numby to me... would make more sense all the way around, actually...

 

[Deety]

You've been there before Deety.

Haf to lurn to reed somwear.

 

[Mac]

Speaking of the devil where in the world is Kyle?? Haven't seem him on here in a while.

 

[Deety]

Speaking of the devil where in the world is Kyle?? Haven't seem him on here in a while.

Lost in a Snuggie.

 

[Buckeye513]

Speaking of the devil where in the world is Kyle?? Haven't seem him on here in a while.

Got a job building shit for The Man.