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Man Dies From Eel in Rectum

Doing the...uh....math. A 50cm eel is over 19 inches long! :yow1:
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Invasive( pun not intended) nonnative species the Asian swamp eel
 
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Just remember kids, the next time you pass out drunk in a puddle of your own vomit, be thankful that your friends are the kind that only write on your face with a Sharpie, cover you in rotten whipped cream, shave off one eyebrow, then pose your limp body to make it look like you are giving a cucumber a blow job while they take pictures with their camera phones and upload them to Facebook.

Because it could be worse. Your friends could be the kind that insert 20-in long animals up your ass.

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