Man Dies From Eel in Rectum

[Gatorubet]

Man Dies From Eel

A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by
friends as, reports claim, a joke. Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently
found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel, in the 59-year-old man's
rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

The eel had reportedly done severe damage to the man's intestines.

"But it seemed like such a good idea at the time..."

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Sounds fishy to me...

 

[Best Buckeye]

An eel up the azz, what a shock

 

[Taosman]

Scooter?

 

[Dryden]

"Wrecked 'em? It damn near killed 'em!"

 

[Gatorubet]

If putting an Asian Swamp eel up your drunk friend's rectum while he's passed out is wrong....

 

[Taosman]

Doing the...uh....math. A 50cm eel is over 19 inches long!

Invasive( pun not intended) nonnative species the Asian swamp eel

 

[Dryden]

Just remember kids, the next time you pass out drunk in a puddle of your own vomit, be thankful that your friends are the kind that only write on your face with a Sharpie, cover you in rotten whipped cream, shave off one eyebrow, then pose your limp body to make it look like you are giving a cucumber a blow job while they take pictures with their camera phones and upload them to Facebook.

Because it could be worse. Your friends could be the kind that insert 20-in long animals up your ass.

 

[BigWoof31]

Good advice to Tibor. He should stick to sitting on upside down barstools and riding bicycles without seats.

 

[Gatorubet]

Sounds fishy to me...

Eel girls agree

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Those Florida Gators.. they sure know how to have a good time

 

[Taosman]

Eel girls agree

Eel is an acquired taste. And you never know where it's been!

 

[osuteke]

Watch your pee hole

I saw this on "River Monsters".

 

[OSUsushichic]

Unagi!!!

 

[Gatorubet]

Watch your pee hole

I saw this on "River Monsters".

FIFY