Man cuts off penis in restaurant

[Deety]

Excuse me, waiter? I think there's been a small mistake. I ordered the chicken, not the cock.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Excuse me, waiter? I think there's been a small mistake. I ordered the chicken, not the cock.

Great post.

 

[OSUsushichic]

One less dick in the world, I guess. :p

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

One less dick in the world, I guess. :p

No matter how you slice it, that seems to be a fact.

 

[Gatorubet]

Excuse me, waiter? I think there's been a small mistake. I no longer want the fresh two pound lobster...

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

OH MY!!!!

 

[Taosman]

"Dude, that's cold!"

Are the girls Enlarging This Photo?

 

[Taosman]

[ a couple of guys walk around a nude beach ]

Bob: Is this great or what?

Doug: I feel a little self-conscious, Bob. I mean, I've never been to a nude beach before.

Bob: Aw, listen, Doug, you don't have to worry about that here. The people at this club, they're not hung up about that kind of thing. That's what's great about it, everyone's just here to relax.

Doug: Really?

Bob: Yeah, yeah. Believe me, in a few minutes, you'll forget all about it. C'mon, I'll introduce you to some of the guys.

Doug: Okay...thanks, Bob.

Bob: Hey guys!

Jack: Hey, Bob! Hey, your penis looks great today.

Bob: Thanks, Jack. Yours too.

Ted: Hey, Bob.

Bob: Hey, Ted. How's your penis?

Ted: Not bad.

Bob: Good. Hey, I'd like you guys to meet Doug.

Jack: Hey, Doug.

Doug: Hey, guys.

Jack: Hey, pretty small penis there, Doug.

Doug: Huh?

Ted: Yeah. You could pick a lock with that penis.

Jack: Hey, that's okay. There's plenty of guys around here with small penises. Bill's got one. Hey, Bill - come on over here and show him your penis! Bill, this is Doug.

Bill: Hey, Doug.

Doug: Hey, Bill.

Bill: So I guess you have a pretty small penis.

Doug: Yeah, I guess so.

Bill: Well, that's okay. I hear it really doesn't matter to women.

Doug: Yeah, I read that.

Jack: Okay you two, enough small penis talk.

Ted: Hey, guys, wanna see my pictures from Barbados?

All: Yeah, sure.

Ted: Okay. That's me with some friends on a catamaran.

Jack: Penis looks great.

Ted: Thanks. Here's me, playing tennis with my father.

Bob: Hey, you've really got your dad's penis.

Ted: Yeah. By the way, Jack, what have you done with your penis? It looks super!

Jack: Oh, I go to this place on Long Island. They do great work.

Ted: Wow. You got the address?

Jack: Sure.

Ted: Great. I'll write it on my penis so I won't forget.

Bill: So, Doug, where are you from?

Doug: Montpelier, Vermont.

Jack: Oooh...cold up there. Must be tough on the penis.

 

[BB73]

Jack: Hey, that's okay. There's plenty of guys around here with small penises. Bill's got one. Hey, Bill - come on over here and show him your penis! Bill, this is Doug.

That's not me - really it's not - it's some other Bill with a little dick!!

Um, let me rephrase that ....

 

[cincibuck]

That's not me - really it's not - it's some other Bill with a little dick!!

Um, let me rephrase that ....

Or maybe it's Dick with a small Bill.