Male audience members on Oprah and Ellen...

[Sky]

I dunno. It seems like a good place to pick up chicks with low self-esteem and Daddy complexes and a resulting willingness to engage in anal . . .

That is a good point, like a wedding but better

They probably got laid that night. Kinda like if you act excited about the bathmats you and the wife just got at Target...you're gonna get laid.

If you can get pussy without doing some of the above, more power to you.

Yes yes, all too true for married men

My guess is that THEY want you to strangle them, as well.

But this is probably the best answer.

 

[Brutus1]

I'd sit in on Oprah or Ellen , if it meant anal. Of course, she'd have to pay up front (or back, in this case).

 

[cincibuck]

No, it's on when I get home and often times my wife is watching it.

What kind of hours are you working? Your school must let out at noon.

 

[Thump]

What kind of hours are you working? Your school must let out at noon.

It's on from 4-5 in Quahog.

 

[buckeyefool]

It's on from 4-5 in Quahog.

just parental lock the channel out :)

 

[George W. Bush]

Isn't Oprah that book lady?

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

My wife watches the Ellen DeGeneres show and when I see those guys in the audience drug there by their wives,...

are the guys in the audience dragged or drugged? i wouldn't be surprised if it were both.

 

[Deety]

are the guys in the audience dragged or drugged? i wouldn't be surprised if it were both.

Jeepers, dude. If you're going to take that long to step up next time, we ain't waiting for ya.

 

[cincibuck]

fuckin' drugged guys, always on Ellen or Oprah and shit like that.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Jeepers, dude. If you're going to take that long to step up next time, we ain't waiting for ya.

feel free to send up the bat signal next time.

 

[Jeffcat]

What's even worse are the "men" who do shows similar to this that cater to the female crowd. Guys like Dr. Phil and Montell. Jesus, Dr. Phil has been the root of more than one argument between me and my wife.

now diane, you are having emotional struggles in your relationship because john is physically abusing you, and john you are dealing with a problem of aggression towards diane.

*women all nod in unison and think "ohhhhhhh" and think he is a genious*

:crazy::hatepc::2004:

 

[Deety]

feel free to send up the bat signal next time.

Good plan.

 

[Big Papa]

now diane, you are having emotional struggles in your relationship because john is physically abusing you, and john you are dealing with a problem of aggression towards diane.

*women all nod in unison and think "ohhhhhhh" and think he is a genious*

:crazy::hatepc::2004:

I hate Dr. Phil for bringing up the "Emotional Affair" bullshit. What the fuck is that?? So, in his view, having a female friend becomes an "Emotional Affair" and every married woman in American now has a new weapon against their husbands.

 

[SparkyOSU]

How come when thump makes Donny-like posts its ok. But when Donny makes Donny-like post, its never ok? Damn this BP double standard. And damn thump for admitting he pays attention to Oprah and Ellen show.

 

[Jeffcat]

I hate Dr. Phil for bringing up the "Emotional Affair" bullshit. What the fuck is that?? So, in his view, having a female friend becomes an "Emotional Affair" and every married woman in American now has a new weapon against their husbands.

amen papa