Major Rant Thread

[jwinslow]

Damn, glad I didn't bet. I never would have guessed 12 minutes.

Looks like your guess is still wrong even with a cheat sheet... would the answer have registered as infinity? Negative?

Where's our resident bean counter when we need him?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Looks like your guess is still wrong even with a cheat sheet... would the answer have registered as infinity? Negative?

Where's our resident bean counter when we need him?

He's in witness-protection after the vbookie malfeasance was uncovered and he blew the whistle to the SEC. Or so I heard.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Should we start the countdown now of when the first Super Friend will swoop in? Let's have a Vbet, over/under 2 minutes?

Still hitting that horse, eh? Or should I have sent a PM?

 

[CCI]

This thread is Awesome

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

This thread gave me a headache.

 

[Taosman]

This thread gave me a headache.

Well......crap!
There goes BKB's night!

 

[Thump]

Thump wasn't banned for that...

Shhh, don't let the facts get in the way of a shitty story.

 

[Deety]

Shhh, don't let the facts get in the way of a shitty story.

Truth is, Thump attempted to set free a virus that would have created thousands of little Thump-bots to take over BP. Luckily, only a few found their way in before the situation was rectumified. The site's been patched, and so, after a brief trip to Gatorubet's neighborhood and some side work for UPS, he's back.

 

[Gatorubet]

Truth is, Thump attempted to set free a virus that would have created thousands of little Thump-bots to take over BP. Luckily, only a few found their way in before the situation was rectumified. The site's been patched, and so, after a brief trip to Gatorubet's neighborhood and some side work for UPS, he's back.

So he was banned for creating thousands of more BKBs....?

Fucker!

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Truth is, Thump attempted to set free a virus that would have created thousands of little Thump-bots to take over BP. Luckily, only a few found their way in before the situation was rectumified. The site's been patched, and so, after a brief trip to Gatorubet's neighborhood and some side work for UPS, he's back.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Truth is, Thump attempted to set free a virus that would have created thousands of little Thump-bots to take over BP. Luckily, only a few found their way in before the situation was rectumified. The site's been patched, and so, after a brief trip to Gatorubet's neighborhood and some side work for UPS, he's back.

OFF SEASON!

 

[Jeffcat]

Why don't you just ask him?

So what's the verdict, jeffcat? A.) Do you have a vacuum sealer and B.) does it prevent freezer burn on human flesh?

if it was vacuum sealed, i doubt it would work because the moisture from the body will still create condensation unless you can freeze it near instantaneously by cryogenic means. if you want my opinion, clean the body to avoid bacteria buildup and put it in a bag. now before putting it in the bag you will need to buy a crapload and i mean a crapload of formaldehyde. the formaldehyde will help preserve the body. stick the bagged body in a refridgerated climate.....DONT FREEZE IT. hard saying how long that will last you, because it varies from person to person and how thorough you go about doing it, but it will keep you a cheeky fellow for a while.

 

[Flocka]

if it was vacuum sealed, i doubt it would work because the moisture from the body will still create condensation unless you can freeze it near instantaneously by cryogenic means. if you want my opinion, clean the body to avoid bacteria buildup and put it in a bag. now before putting it in the bag you will need to buy a crapload and i mean a crapload of formaldehyde. the formaldehyde will help preserve the body. stick the bagged body in a refridgerated climate.....DONT FREEZE IT. hard saying how long that will last you, because it varies from person to person and how thorough you go about doing it, but it will keep you a cheeky fellow for a while.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

if it was vacuum sealed, i doubt it would work because the moisture from the body will still create condensation unless you can freeze it near instantaneously by cryogenic means. if you want my opinion, clean the body to avoid bacteria buildup and put it in a bag. now before putting it in the bag you will need to buy a crapload and i mean a crapload of formaldehyde. the formaldehyde will help preserve the body. stick the bagged body in a refridgerated climate.....DONT FREEZE IT. hard saying how long that will last you, because it varies from person to person and how thorough you go about doing it, but it will keep you a cheeky fellow for a while.

Dude, I'm not going to eat it after pumping it full of formaldehyde. Could I just wrap it in foil in the freezer and defrost family-size meal portions as necessary?

 

[djtidebuck]

Truth is, Thump attempted to set free a virus that would have created thousands of little Thump-bots to take over BP. Luckily, only a few found their way in before the situation was rectumified. The site's been patched, and so, after a brief trip to Gatorubet's neighborhood and some side work for UPS, he's back.

Please explain.