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Nutriaitch said:
and have penises
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Nutriaitch said:
New Orleans is a great city if you want to:
Eat until you explode
Drink until you drown in your own vomit
Become a murder victim
Catch Syphilis


not so much for watching football
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My experience in New Orleans can be summed up with my trip in Feb 2002 with some buddies for Mardi Gras in the wake of 9/11.

1. Spontaneously stopping the parade with a USA chant that went on for 20 minutes.
2. My buddy getting so drunk he yelled at a preacher-man with a “Repent Sinners” poster on Bourbon St that his wife was so ugly he wouldn’t give her beads to see her tits.
3. That buddy eventually getting so wasted we were intercepted at a voyeur club and he wound up in a front booth being hand fed potato chips by a stripper he didn’t pay for.
 
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Dryden said:
My experience in New Orleans can be summed up with my trip in Feb 2002 with some buddies for Mardi Gras in the wake of 9/11.

1. Spontaneously stopping the parade with a USA chant that went on for 20 minutes.
2. My buddy getting so drunk he yelled at a preacher-man with a “Repent Sinners” poster on Bourbon St that his wife was so ugly he wouldn’t give her beads to see her tits.
3. That buddy eventually getting so wasted we were intercepted at a voyeur club and he wound up in a front booth being hand fed potato chips by a stripper he didn’t pay for.
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minus the USA chants, all of this is still doable on a nightly basis (when not closed for beer virus)
 
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