LSU Tigers (official thread)

[Nutriaitch]

your proteins (chicken and sausage) will create their own liquids, but not enough.
so add some chicken stock and water
and season this concoction

 

[Nutriaitch]

once this comes to a boil, i’ll crack a half dozen or so eggs into it and let them cook with everything else.

about 30min from now i’ll add some jar boiled eggs (peeled) to this too.

 

[Nutriaitch]

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT note:

because i am not a godless heathen that needs to burn in the deepest darkest pits of Hades for all of eternity and beyond, at no point during this gumbo tutorial have you seen any tomatoes or quinoa

 

[Nutriaitch]

now we lower the fire to a simmer and let cook for at least an hour. maybe an hour and a half

 

[Nutriaitch]

another extremely religious argument about gumbo.
the potato salad.

it is universally agreed that you must cook potato salad with gumbo.

the debate is: do you put it IN the bowl with your gumbo, or on a separate plate on the side of the gumbo.
Wars have been fought over this decision, so choose wisely.

 

[Thump]

your proteins (chicken and sausage) will create their own liquids, but not enough.
so add some chicken stock and water
and season this concoction

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Barf

 

[Nutriaitch]

Barf

don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

from a real coonass, not some Creole wannabe from Chalmette.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Barf

Is it bad? @Thump

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

another extremely religious argument about gumbo.
the potato salad.

it is universally agreed that you must cook potato salad with gumbo.

the debate is: do you put it IN the bowl with your gumbo, or on a separate plate on the side of the gumbo.
Wars have been fought over this decision, so choose wisely.

There is no debate

It goes IN the bowl WITH the gumbo

No debate…

 

[Nutriaitch]

There is no debate

It goes IN the bowl WITH the gumbo

No debate…

masking the flavor of tomatoes with potato salad does not count, so you don’t get a vote

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT note:

because i am not a godless heathen that needs to burn in the deepest darkest pits of Hades for all of eternity and beyond, at no point during this gumbo tutorial have you seen any tomatoes or quinoa

But, if you did post a video of you putting it together, you would hear the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame band "The Foo Fighters" blasting in the back ground!

 

[muffler dragon]

once this comes to a boil, i’ll crack a half dozen or so eggs into it and let them cook with everything else.

about 30min from now i’ll add some jar boiled eggs (peeled) to this too.

Nutch: What's the total amount of time spent on making that beautiful meal?

 

[Nutriaitch]

Nutch: What's the total amount of time spent on making that beautiful meal?

counting prep time, probably around 3-4 hours

 

[Nutriaitch]

Nutch: What's the total amount of time spent on making that beautiful meal?

so figure 20-30 minutes to chop everything (i like to have everything chopped before i start)

bare minimum of an hour to make a proper roux, probably closer to 1-1/2 hours

give or take 20 minutes+ for the trinity to cook down a bit.

15-20 minutes of cooking chicken before adding liquid (add the sausage for last maybe 5-10 minutes).

then a good hour to 1-1/2 hours of simmering once it comes to a boil.

 

[Nutriaitch]