LSU love poem

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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;
> >SHE PLANNED TO MARRY <BILLY>JOE.
> >SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL
> >SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

> >PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
> >YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
> >I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
> >BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

>> BUT SUSIE TOLD HER PAPPY DEAR
>> AS SHE SPIT INTO HER CHAW CUP.
>>THIS IS LOSERIANA, BRO IS LEGAL HERE.
>>PAPPY CAN YOU STILL GIT IT UP?

>>SO SUSIE DID HER PAPPY PROUND
>>AND DUMPED THAT BILLY JOE
>>CUZ DADDY SHOUTED REALLY LOUD
>>WHENEVER HE HAD A GO

> > SUSIE GOT OVER HER BILLY JOE,
> >AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILLY
> >BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
> >HE SAID, "I'LL SLAP YOU SILLY."

> >YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
> >AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YA MOTHER,
> >BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
> >I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

>> BUT SUSIE TOLD HER PAPPY DEAR
>> AS SHE SPIT INTO HER CHAW CUP.
>>THIS IS LOSERIANA, BRO IS LEGAL HERE.
>>PAPPY CAN YOU STILL GIT IT UP?

> >BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD.
> >JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
> >MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE.
> >YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY......

>> SUSIE THEN TOLD HER MOMMY Dear
>>"I'LL DO WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY."
>> FAMILY IS LEGAL HERE
>> I KNOW BROTHER IS MY PAPPY!!!

>>SO SUSIE MARRIED BILLY JOE
>> WILLY WAS NOT ECSTATIC
>>BUT IT WASN'T REALLY ALL THAT BAD
>>HE GOT MOMMY IN THE ATTIC.

>>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIG? YOU SAY
>>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWINE?
>>LETS JUST PUT IT THIS A WAY
>> WE HEARD PAPPY MOAN AND WHINE.