Look at My Striped Shirt! (merged duplicates)

[JohnnyCockfight]

Look at My Striped Shirt!

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while:

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239

 

[scarletandgrey]

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

 

[Lazlo]

Great find. I actually laughed out loud.

 

[NightmaresDad]

I thought at the end he would end up f****** his gyro and crying himself to sleep.

Don't you wish you could show that to someone and then tell them "that's you, dude!" I bet we all know somebody like that.

 

[IronBuckI]

I'm actually sitting at home, drinking beer, wearing a striped shirt, making fun of fat chicks on personals sites. But that's only because they won't return my e-mails.:tongue2:

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Does anyone remember the one that was on BN (I think) about the guy that did some kind of project to see how many chicks he could hook up with by being a complete dick to them? I forget what it was called but it was the funniest shit I've ever read in my life.

On of the things he did was make this chick eat on the floor in the dark while he was on the couch eating and when she complained about it he was like "House rules bitch!!" Funniest shit ever

If someone finds it please post it on here so I can save it to my PC.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

oh come on... someone has to know what I'm talking about. I've looked all over for it but I can't remember what is was called to save my life.

 

[exhawg]

oh come on... someone has to know what I'm talking about. I've looked all over for it but I can't remember what is was called to save my life.

That sounds like something Tucker Max would do.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

I can't believe nobody noticed this comment -

King Shit of Turd Island
Posted: 3/16/2005 by: Jay Wall
"Rhinos don't wear shirts....i put on my robe and wizard hat"

Now that is some funny shit.

 

[wstripes]

Look at my striped shirt

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=239&SectionID=11&Layou

funny shit

 

[Bloodninja]

I can't believe nobody noticed this comment -

King Shit of Turd Island
Posted: 3/16/2005 by: Jay Wall
"Rhinos don't wear shirts....i put on my robe and wizard hat"

Now that is some funny shit.

I noticed it, that fucking plagiarist

 

[Sdgobucks]

Also worth reading.


http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=309&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=4&StoryYear=2005

 

[buckzip]

THat is great. It reminds me of me during the college years.

 

[Sdgobucks]

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=293&SectionID=11&LayoutType=1&StoryMonth=4&StoryYear=2005

5. Peeling Out of the Drive Thru -- There's nothing funnier and cooler than hitting a Taco Bell drive-thru late at night and giving obnoxious and obscene orders to the impoverished immigrants who are manning it. Well, there is one thing funnier and cooler. Instead of ordering actual menu items, order various sexual phrases and innuendos (like, "Can I get the Donkey Punch Combo?") and wait for their exasperated, puzzled responses, then pull up to the window, throw a bunch of change at them and PEEL OUT while you howl laughter and spill Gordita sauce all over your Kenneth Cole shirt. Yo Quiero PEEL OUT? You bet your ass.