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scooter1369;750958; said:
Jennifer Government isn't a bad book.

Most large corporations are now allied into one of two massive customer loyalty programs, US Alliance and Team Advantage, which compete fiercely with each other. US Alliance members include Nike, IBM, Pepsi, McDonald's, the NRA, and several of the most popular brand-name corporations. Team Advantage members include the Police, ExxonMobil, Burger King, Apple Computer, and several companies that hold secondary status to the popularity of US Alliance corporations.

  • Jennifer Government - A Government agent with a barcode tattoo under her left eye?later revealed to be that of Malibu Barbie. Jen has a vendetta against John Nike, with whom she once had a relationship, as well as a daughter.
  • Hack Nike (later simply Hack) - A merchandising officer for Nike. After being coerced into signing a contract to kill teenagers for John Nike's new marketing plan, Hack accidentally sets off a domino effect of crime. Though not a very assertive person at first, he becomes a threat to Nike later on when he joins an anti-corporate terrorist group in order to get back at Nike.

That's a little too intense for me.
 
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I?m a 24 year old, who enjoys writing as a way of expressing myself to others. Whether it be a personal issue, or something which just inspired me to write, I enjoy putting my thoughts to paper. I am also a huge football fan, and enjoy driving my Mustang around.

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It?s a buzzkill sitting on a tree
It?s the left wing, loving everything
It?s the late nights, not sure what to think
It?s the

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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:04 pm Post subject:

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My few pet peeves...

* People who argue about the stupidest things that don't matter
* Women who don't call the cops after their husbands hit them because "he loves her"
* Women who get pregnant but aren't sure if it's yours or not, then complain that you aren't helping her enough emotionally through the pregnancy.

oh brother
 
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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Another set of corrections..

Apparently someone believes I have two children out of wedlock. This is untrue. I have one daughter. Some people crack me up... if you finally get your information straight, let me know.. I might stop laughing.
Name: Lloyd Severence Location: Bryan, Ohio, US I'm 24 years old, and live in NW Ohio. I work in IT and have a daughter and another one on the way.
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Look what i got in a EMAIL!

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Nope I'll pass Sorry Lloyd Severence .
 
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