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Livin on a golf course

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BoxCar_Willie

BoxCar_Willie

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NEVER LIVE NEAR A GOLF COURSE

I live on the right side of the fairway of a dogleg left, thought it'd be sweet but F'in bad golfer shoot their balls in our backyard, just had one hit the bedroom upstairs.
Everytime I go outside I have this vision of a ball flying high in and drilling me right in the top of the head. I don't even feel comfortable letting my girls play out back either.
 
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Dogleg right living on the right side. I'm sure that's a little rough considering the majority of players are right handed and the definite majority only have a slice in their arsenal. Have played enough to slice it only when I need to, but have definitely banged a few homes. Feel your pain.
 
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My brother lives next to one and has never had a problem. Granted, he lives up a heavily wooded hill from a very straight fairway. If you can get to his you should never be allowed on a golf course again.
 
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BuckinMichigan said:
My brother lives next to one and has never had a problem. Granted, he lives up a heavily wooded hill from a very straight fairway. If you can get to his you should never be allowed on a golf course again.
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We're in between 2 50 foot high trees and are protected by a row of 35 foot high pines and shorter shrubs. Their still getting through, 1-3 a day. Not to mention the oid fucks walking through looking for balls.

shit sneak and play for free, I would
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I'd like to, maybe next spring when I have a bit more time. :)
 
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My parents live on a golf course in South Carolina. They're on a normal-sized par 4, straight hole, right about at the normal landing spot for a first drive. The house is back far enough so there's no danger of being hit by a ball, and my Dad loves it because he gets tons of free golf balls now.
 
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This should be looked at as a buisness opportunity.

1) You can re-sale the balls to the old drunk fuckers
2) You can sell beer to the old drunk fuckers
3) You can charge admission to your yard for them to look for thier balls

Opportunity knocks brother...:lol:
 
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I often play with a friend who has a pretty good slice - no house is safe.

We were playing a course where they were building several new homes along the fairways with mostly Hispanics doing the work.

He slices one off the tee directly at a roof where someone is laying shingles. Fortunately he had the presence of mind to yell "Quatro!"
 
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My sister owns a place in Florida, and was renting it out to some dude last winter. The poor guy was sitting there eating breakfast when a golf ball broke through the kitchen window and hit him in the back. Left a welt but not a serious injury.
 
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