Linda Cohn or Chris McKendry?

[MaxBuck]

Isn't Linda Cohn a M*ch*gan fan?

Edit: maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Wikipedia doesn't say anything about her and the skunkturds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Cohn

You're confusing her with Dana Jacobson.

Jacobson graduated from the University of Michigan in 1993 with a Bachelor of Arts in English and communications.

Cohn is 52; Jacobson only 40. Those Michigan girls don't age well.

 

[Jake]

Cohn rhymes with bone. McKendry, not so much.

 

[Dryden]

And McKendry MCs the Scripps Spelling Bee. She's an egg head. She'd incessantly correct your grammar and spelling, and you'd never beat her at Scrabble. Funk dat.

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

Neither. Wouldn't bone Storm or that fat [censored] from Michigan, either.

[censored] eSpin and their ugly skanks...

 

[Dryden]

[censored] eSpin and their ugly skanks...

I'd be all over Wendy Nix.

 

[NateG]

I'd be all over Wendy Nix.

OOOOHHHH DRYDEN!!!!! SHE'S WAITING!!!

 

[Ted Haggard]

Neither. Wouldn't bone Storm or that fat [censored] from Michigan, either.

[censored] eSpin and their ugly skanks...

Don't care for the ladies, do ya?