Limericks R Us

[utgrad73]

The Game

There once was a team from Columbus
Who often played to astound us
As Tressel's great fame
and we prepared for "The Game"
to kick their maze and blue asses.​

:osu:​

That's mine - Go Bucks
Don't need Paris to uck
just give me some football
I can't wait to fall
might as well try Paris to ball​

 

[Gatorubet]

There once was an heiress name Paris
arrested -Bah! - she could not care less
now trustees scrub harder, the toilet's foul tarter
which flows from her genital mess​

 

[Saw31]

I once fucked Hilton's daughter.
To multiple orgasm I brought her.
But now there's blisters on me,
and it burns when I pee,
and I'm having trouble passing my water.​

 

[OCBuckWife]

There once was a girl name Lindsay
Whose clothing was more than a bit flimsy.
She snorted and drank until she heard a loud clank
She had run over a curb in suburbs.