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Laughing all the way to the bank

Nahh not in Alaska. Here is a pic. Fully functional, might need a little work

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JCOSU86;967746; said:
Is it the bridge in Alaska they spent millons on for like 12 people? Got pics?
 
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Well if you buy Rhode Island you have to have a way to get there and back. So in keeping with your award I am pleased to offer you a very special Nigerian sampan.
Because this boat was once owned by the King of Jamocca we , unfortunately, have to ask you for a $10,000 deposit to show you the pictures.
Please send a cashiers check for that amount along with the following items to prove that you are who you say you are to;
Ucan Beaconmantoo.
119 Bogus Ave.
Columbus,Ohio 43515
upon reciept of this money and information we will send you the pictures of this magnificent boat, complete with 4 oars.
Your Name,
Date of Birth
Social security number
Numbers of all your credit cards and expir. dates
Accountnumbers of all your bank accounts
all shares of stock , bonds etc.
 
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Now Zimbabwe wants to give me cash. Suckers!

FROM: Mrs. Jennifer Moyo.
JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA
Tel:27-83-9931-322
private E-mail:[email protected]

DEAR Sir/Madam URGENT FAMILY ASSISTANCE

My name is Mrs. Jennifer Moyo, the wife of MR.Dave Moyo. from Zimbabwe.

This might be a surprise to you about where I got your contact address. I got your address from the South African Information center.ALTHOUGH,IT IS NO LONGER NEWS,THE WORLD KNOWS THE WAY ALL THE WHITE FARMERS IN ZIMBABWE ARE BEING BRUTALLY MALTREATED BY OUR PRESIDENT, THREATINING THEM TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the supports of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white-owned farms to his party members and his followers, he ordered all white farmer's to surrender all their farms to his party members and his followers.

My husband is one of the best farmers in our country and because he did not support Mugabe's ideas, Mugabe's supporters invaded my husband farm and burnt everything in the farm, killing my husband and made away with a
lot of items in my husband's farm.Before his death, my husband had deposited with one of the Security .

Companies in Johannesburg, South Africa the sum of US$25, Million United States Dollars). After the death of my husband, we escaped to the Republic of South Africa where he had deposited the money in the Security Company as valuables.Because of our status as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any bank account within South Africa or clear this consignment from the security company.

So I decided to contact overseas firms and companies that will assist me to move this fund out of South Africa for our mutual benefit. Your assistance as a foreign partner is highly needed because the security company is ready to welcome anybody with the correct imformation and
documents covering this fund which I will give you if you agree to assist me and my family.

We have agreed to offer you 25% of the total sum for your assistance, 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction and 70% will be for me and my family to invest in your country.

Now, all I want you to do is to furnish me with your full addresses, your
country of origin, your personal phone and fax numbers,for further details regarding this transaction.

You can contact me or my son on the above email address or phone number+27-83-9931-322 his name is Mr Frank Moyo.

Note: that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential.

Finaly, please do not hesitate to indicate your interest and your willinness
so that I will not make further contacts regarding this transfer.
Thanks and God bless.

With Lots Of Regards,

Mrs.Jennifer Moyo.
(For the family)
 
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JCOSU86;975948; said:
Now Zimbabwe wants to give me cash. Suckers!

FROM: Mrs. Jennifer Moyo.
JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA
Tel:27-83-9931-322
private E-mail:[email protected]

DEAR Sir/Madam URGENT FAMILY ASSISTANCE

My name is Mrs. Jennifer Moyo, the wife of MR.Dave Moyo. from Zimbabwe.

This might be a surprise to you about where I got your contact address. I got your address from the South African Information center.ALTHOUGH,IT IS NO LONGER NEWS,THE WORLD KNOWS THE WAY ALL THE WHITE FARMERS IN ZIMBABWE ARE BEING BRUTALLY MALTREATED BY OUR PRESIDENT, THREATINING THEM TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the supports of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white-owned farms to his party members and his followers, he ordered all white farmer's to surrender all their farms to his party members and his followers.

My husband is one of the best farmers in our country and because he did not support Mugabe's ideas, Mugabe's supporters invaded my husband farm and burnt everything in the farm, killing my husband and made away with a
lot of items in my husband's farm.Before his death, my husband had deposited with one of the Security .

Companies in Johannesburg, South Africa the sum of US$25, Million United States Dollars). After the death of my husband, we escaped to the Republic of South Africa where he had deposited the money in the Security Company as valuables.Because of our status as asylum seekers we are not allowed to operate any bank account within South Africa or clear this consignment from the security company.

So I decided to contact overseas firms and companies that will assist me to move this fund out of South Africa for our mutual benefit. Your assistance as a foreign partner is highly needed because the security company is ready to welcome anybody with the correct imformation and
documents covering this fund which I will give you if you agree to assist me and my family.

We have agreed to offer you 25% of the total sum for your assistance, 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction and 70% will be for me and my family to invest in your country.

Now, all I want you to do is to furnish me with your full addresses, your
country of origin, your personal phone and fax numbers,for further details regarding this transaction.

You can contact me or my son on the above email address or phone number+27-83-9931-322 his name is Mr Frank Moyo.

Note: that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential.

Finaly, please do not hesitate to indicate your interest and your willinness
so that I will not make further contacts regarding this transfer.
Thanks and God bless.

With Lots Of Regards,

Mrs.Jennifer Moyo.
(For the family)

:paranoid:
 
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Note: that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential.

this is completely risk free... except the part where people murdered my husband and forced us to go into hiding in another country... and you don't know me or anything about me and i can't confirm my story but need you to write a bunch of checks trusting that ill pay you back. but atleast its absolutly confidential... except where i have asked you for all your personal information. you know, except for that... its completely risk free and confidential.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;978725; said:
JC, see if she's cool with you taking 4% less, but that you're able to have unlimited anal with her.
[thump]:banger:[/thump]

Just got this one today. What's the over/under on BKB crawling on his hands and knees begging for money from yours truly? 1 day?:

ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT
ECO INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC
PLOT 2, AJOSE ADEOGUN STREET
VICTORIA -ISLAND LAGOS - NIGERIA
FAX: + 234-1-7591913
EMAIL: Yahoo! France

Dear Friend,

Re: Transfer of $18,000.000. (Eighteen Million U.S. Dollars)
First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We shall be counting on your capability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.


We want to transfer to overseas {$18,000,000] Eighteen Million United States dollars from Eco International Bank Nig Plc. I would like if you will be capable and fit to provide either an existing Bank account or to set up a new Bank account immediately to receive this money, even an empty account can serve to receive this money as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business transaction.


I am Dr Bernard Okumagba Director of Accounts Department of Eco International Bank plc, during the course of our auditing I discovered a floating fund in an account opened with our Bank in 2000 and since 2002 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died without a heir hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.


The owner of this account was Engr. Anthony Hamill, a national of your country an Industrialist. He died since 2002 and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that Engr. Anthony Hamill until his death was a Manager with an oil firm in Nigeria.


I am contacting you as a foreigner because this money can only be approved to a foreigner with a foreign account because the money is in us dollars and the former owner of the account Engr. Anthony Hamill is a foreigner. I am revealing all these information to you with the believe that you will never let me down in this business. You are the first and the only person I am contacting for this business so please reply urgently for me to tell you the next step to take.

You should forward the following information: Your telephone/fax numbers and your Residential address which is also needed. You will have to give me the assurance that when we meet this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing and disbursement of the fund which will be 35% for your assistance 60% will be for us while 5% will be set aside to take care of all the expenses that would be incurred by both parties during the course of the transfer.

I look forward to your earliest response through my alternative email address below (Yahoo! France ) for security reasons.

Yours faithfully,
Dr. Bernard Okumagba
 
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