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JCOSU86

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  • Suck it losers! I'm quittin' my job and REALLY moving to the Bahamas now. Dig this AWESOME email I received.

    FEDERAL HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA.

    Attn: beneficiary

    This to acknowledge you that your e-mail id is found among those that
    have been scammed, and your compensation have been approved from the
    Supreme High Court here in Nigeria and we are asked to contact you by
    the Nigerian President on how to send you a total of ($3.5million)
    United State Dollars by the Diplomatic Courier and your funds has been
    cashed in Dollars here in Nigeria Bank.

    So you are advice to contact the lawyer in charge of your fund and his
    name is BARRISTER MARK TAYLOR (SAN) and make sure you contact him with
    your full Contact information such as:

    Your home address.......

    Telephone number.........

    Your occupation...........

    Country........................

    Zip code....................

    With your international passport, or drivers license or state I.D
    Card........

    For more information on how to make the money send to you because many
    People complain about scamming every day from Nigeria and we are
    trying to stop this fraudulent act from Nigeria and we are assuring
    you that it will STOP because we are now working with the internet
    operation such as YAHOOMAIL, HOTMAIL and also the United State FBI and
    Nigeria Police with Nigeria EFCC so the scam can be eradicated in this
    country and I want you to follow your fund code which follow bellow,
    This code has being issued to you from the FEDERAL HIGH COURT FOR YOUR
    SAFETY AND THE CODE IS(NG74678FGN).

    And I want you to keep this code, because this code will ensure you
    and Alert you in any day you receive a scam e mail from this country.
    And as soon as you contact BARRISTER MARK TAYLOR (SAN) with your full
    contact information requested, he will forward everything to the
    Nigerian Presidency's Office to issue out your Awarded Certificate as
    the rightful beneficiary.

    Name: BARRISTER MARK TAYLOR (SAN)
    E-mail Address : [email protected]
    Direct Telephone: +234-07035169714

    Contact him in regarding of your money, fund to be deliver to you by
    the Diplomatic courier service and also any beneficiary will be
    responsible for shipping fees so as to avoid any scam.
    The fees is just only $480.00 and you will receive your fund from the
    High Court because as soon as you contact the lawyer in charge of your
    fund he will alert the United State Bureau and also your state police
    for the fund to be delivered to you without any restriction and problem
    when the fund get to you in your location area.

    Thanks.

    Best Regard.
    Mr. James Ashford
    Accountant General Of The Federation
     
    You ain't, buddy.

    And to top it off, I got this the same day! Whoopee!!!!!

    The Free Lotto Sweepstakes,
    PO Box 42 Peter borough
    SE15 2UD UNITED KINGDOM
    Ref No: MELI-T/ 17-F044262312
    Batch No:901/00319/HLP
    Zonal Draw No: GMLA2-003
    Grand Draw No: 12099

    We are pleased to announce to you our FREE LOTTO SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTION
    which is the giving away of the sum of 500.000.00(G.B.P) which is
    equivalent to ($917,956.00 USD).

    Your email address emerged as one of the winning email addresses out of
    an initial database of 300,000 email addresses.

    Order to claim your prize you are required to contact our claims
    officer:

    Mrs.Mrs.Mrs.Angelina Walter.

    Email Address:[email protected]

    By filling the form underneath.


    PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM

    1.FULL NAMES:...........

    2.ADDRESS:..........

    3.SEX:.....

    4.AGE:.....

    5.MARITAL STATUS:.............

    6.OCCUPATION:.............

    7.E-MAIL ADDRESS: ...............

    8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:...............

    9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL:.............

    10.AMOUNT WON:..........

    11. COUNTRY:...........

    Note that you are automatically disqualified if you are below 18 years
    of age and illegal dissemination of this mail is highly prohibited.

    Sincerely,

    Brian Hunt

    On line Coordinator

    Free Lotto Sweepstakes
     
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    gregorylee;967603; said:
    D00d,

    Can I get a loan?



    Please?
    BWAAAAHAAAA!!!!

    Mr Mega-vBucks begging for a loan. Hilarious. How does it feel to be in the vPoor House, loser?

    Now, my only problem is deciding between these. Please provide feedback:

    Beverly Hills, CA
    Beacon Hill, MA
    Park Ave, NYC
    Over-the-Rhine, Cinci

    Help!
     
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    JCOSU86;967606; said:
    BWAAAAHAAAA!!!!

    Mr Mega-vBucks begging for a loan. Hilarious. How does it feel to be in the vPoor House, loser?

    Now, my only problem is deciding between these. Please provide feedback:

    Beverly Hills, CA
    Beacon Hill, MA
    Park Ave, NYC
    Over-the-Rhine, Cinci

    Help!

    Fuck all that, buy Rhode Island!!
     
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    Sir,

    It has come to our attention that you have recently encountered a tremendous windfall. As you know a good solid financial managment plan is the key to making your recent good fortune pay off for you for the rest of you and your families lives. May I suggest that you allow our firm to take control of your assets and put them to work for you. Please contact me at the firm of Rubble, Jetson and Slate. A small downpayment is all you need to secure your future.

    Sincerely,

    Bernard Rubble
     
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    gregorylee;967610; said:
    Fuck all that, buy Rhode Island!!
    Excellent idea! I've always wanted my own private island!

    Buck Nasty;967621; said:
    Sir,

    It has come to our attention that you have recently encountered a tremendous windfall. As you know a good solid financial managment plan is the key to making your recent good fortune pay off for you for the rest of you and your families lives. May I suggest that you allow our firm to take control of your assets and put them to work for you. Please contact me at the firm of Rubble, Jetson and Slate. A small downpayment is all you need to secure your future.

    Sincerely,

    Bernard Rubble

    What, you take me for some sort of gullible dimwit?
     
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