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[DubCoffman62]

Me as well. And it was just beer.

I was a total Forest Gump into my early 20's.

 

[Crump's brother]

Me as well. And it was just beer.

Does chew count?

 

[Thump]

Does chew count?

In Muskingum County, pffft, they gave that to babies when they left Good Sam and Bethesda.

 

[DubCoffman62]

Does chew count?

I once tried chew when I was in Babe Ruth league (the 13-15 league). I had it in mu mouth for about 30 seconds and spit it out and vomited.

 

[Mike80]

I once tried chew when I was in Babe Ruth league (the 13-15 league). I had it in mu mouth for about 30 seconds and spit it out and vomited.

Lightweight.

 

[Crump's brother]

I once tried chew when I was in Babe Ruth league (the 13-15 league). I had it in mu mouth for about 30 seconds and spit it out and vomited.

I had a couple of Skoal bandits in when I was 7 for a solid 45 minutes. I swallowed some spit and violently threw up.

After that it was only Red Man or Work Horse, unless I got some Mail Pouch off my grandpa in Perry county. Skoal is hard on baby teeth.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I had a couple of Skoal bandits in when I was 7 for a solid 45 minutes. I swallowed some spit and violently threw up.

After that it was only Red Man or Work Horse, unless I got some Mail Pouch off my grandpa in Perry county. Skoal is hard on baby teeth.

I stuck with Big League Chew (bubble gum)

 

[DubCoffman62]

Lightweight.

From the age of 10-13 I subsisted mainly on farm food so my system was pretty clean. Ingesting that poison for the first time was harsh.

 

[Thump]

I had a couple of Skoal bandits in when I was 7 for a solid 45 minutes. I swallowed some spit and violently threw up.

After that it was only Red Man or Work Horse, unless I got some Mail Pouch off my grandpa in Perry county. Skoal is hard on baby teeth.

Keeping Dr. Z in business!

 

[Thump]

From the age of 10-13 I subsisted mainly on farm food so my system was pretty clean. Ingesting that poison for the first time was harsh.

Tobacco is a farm “food”/crop.

 

[ScriptOhio]

He had some really great satirical songs too. My roommate my last year (B.I.E. '71) at Ohio State had one of his albums. In case you have never heard of him, he actually was a real talent. Here's a few of my favorite Tom Lehrer songs that was on the album:







They could have played this one at his funeral:



R.I.P.

 

[Steve19]

Am I the only one here that never touched anything illicit until I was 19?

Suh, we are all honorable law-abiding people here! That reminds me, does anyone else see a resemblance here:

It's bothered me all these years.

 

[Oh8ch]

He had some really great satirical songs too. My roommate my last year (B.I.E. '71) at Ohio State had one of his albums. In case you have never heard of him, he actually was a real talent. Here's a few of my favorite Tom Lehrer songs that was on the album:







They could have played this one at his funeral:



R.I.P.

To this day I occasionally find myself randomly singing the Vatican Rag.

 

[TDunk]

True story. I got the wrestling buddy the Christmas after my parents divorced. Being the man of the house i tried to keep up on maintenance lol. The only thing I really knew how to do was spray door hinges with WD40. Got yelled at for using kitchen towels to catch the drips so I started using my macho man. Mom noticed my room smelled like wd40. Finds macho man soaked with the shit. Thinks im huffing it lmao. I come home from playing basketball and both my parents are in the living room. Not good. They haven't been getting along. They proceed to read me the riot act. I finally get thru to them that im not a 9 year old WD40 addict

Can we get AI to do this narrative in Morgan Freemans voice? "That was the longest night of macho mans life."