Latest Celebrity 'Obit' posts

[LovelandBuckeye]

That explains all of the nut in my PB&J.

Spoiler

Sometimes one letter can make all of the difference in a sentence. I believe an "s" is necessary.

 

[AKAK]

That explains all of the nut in my PB&J.

Spoiler

Sometimes one letter can make all of the difference in a sentence. I believe an "s" is necessary.

Thanks for bailing me out

 

[shetuck]

That explains all of the nut in my PB&J.

Spoiler

Sometimes one letter can make all of the difference in a sentence. I believe an "s" is necessary.

All you're nut are belong to us?

 

[AKAK]

All you're nut are belong to us?

This is why we stick to dildos.

 

[shetuck]

This is why we stick to dildos.

Stickus dickus.

 

[TDunk]

This is why we stick to dildos.

No one wants to stick to a dildo. May I suggest KY jelly to go with the nut

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

This is why we stick to Zach Smith.

FIFY

 

[AKAK]

No one wants to stick to a dildo. May I suggest KY jelly to go with the nut

No.

 

[AKAK]

FIFY

Yuck

 

[TDunk]

No.

 

[gmen6981]

Just confirmed. Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash in Calabasas California.

https://go.cnn.com/

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So, I guess Planters is re-thinking the death of Mr. Peanut commercial in light of Bryant's death. It's just now 6:30am and I have already heard the line of the day from the local news guy.... "I think people can differentiate between a cartoon nut and what's going on in real life."

 

[Jaxbuck]

"I think people can differentiate between a cartoon nut and what's going on in real life."

I would have agreed with him in years gone by.

Anymore? No. No they can't.

They would use it as the excuse de jour in their endless quest to be triggered/morally outraged. Run that commercial and they will take to social media to one up each other in a game of most offended = most enlightened/"woke" (is, I believe, the word) then the company will cave in/feed the madness by issuing apologies and, if that isn't enough, they'll fire someone at the top.

Western civilization is so utterly fucked.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"I think people can differentiate between a cartoon nut and what's going on in real life."

Given the cartoon nuts that we have elected to various levels in politics, I’m going to have to disrespectfully disagree with you there.




Dumbfuck. (That was the disrespectful part.)

 

[OHSportsFan]

So, I guess Planters is re-thinking the death of Mr. Peanut commercial in light of Bryant's death. It's just now 6:30am and I have already heard the line of the day from the local news guy.... "I think people can differentiate between a cartoon nut and what's going on in real life."

Pretty sure a cartoon nut is what Popeye was trying to get with Olive.