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The nurse here in my assisted living facility referred to me as a "Young Rascal" just the other day.
The important thing isn't what she referred to you as. The important thing is whether she was bringing you some nachos.

Hence begin the tales of "The Nacho Nurse and Other Necromantic Tales of BP's Favorite Voom-voom-velveeta Vixen"

EDIT: Or "Views from the Orthopedic Bed"
 
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The important thing isn't what she referred to you as. The important thing is whether she was bringing you some nachos.

Hence begin the tales of "The Nacho Nurse and Other Necromantic Tales of BP's Favorite Voom-voom-velveeta Vixen"

EDIT: Or "Views from the Orthopedic Bed"
You are not far off the mark. When she called me a "Rascal" I had my hand up her butt. When she asked what I was doing I told her I was looking for nachos. Even at my age I can still make my own cheese now and again.
 
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