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Last time you puked?

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Last summer. Wife and I went camping in our RV.

A "neighbor" at a nearby camp site power washed our concrete parking pad before we got the RV there, so I made sure to bring along a 12-pack of his brand to repay him for the favor. I also picked up 12 for myself, 6 for the wife, and another 12 in case some friends showed up. Turns out, our friends never made it, our neighbor guy insisted he didn't want the beer or any other form of repayment for helping us prepare the site, and my wife wound up sitting by the campfire reading a book and just drinking Pepsi all night, so I said, "Fuck it," and started getting into all the beer we had, all by myself.

That was dumb.
 
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Dryden;826750; said:
Last summer. Wife and I went camping in our RV.

A "neighbor" at a nearby camp site power washed our concrete parking pad before we got the RV there, so I made sure to bring along a 12-pack of his brand to repay him for the favor. I also picked up 12 for myself, 6 for the wife, and another 12 in case some friends showed up. Turns out, our friends never made it, our neighbor guy insisted he didn't want the beer or any other form of repayment for helping us prepare the site, and my wife wound up sitting by the campfire reading a book and just drinking Pepsi all night, so I said, "Fuck it," and started getting into all the beer we had, all by myself.

That was dumb.
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Let me guess, Old Milwaukee, Natty Light, or Busch Light.

Isn't that all you rednecks drink at the campgrounds?
 
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Thump;826762; said:
Let me guess, Old Milwaukee, Natty Light, or Busch Light.

Isn't that all you rednecks drink at the campgrounds?
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This redneck drinks whatever mood strikes him: Blue Moon Belgian White or Killians or Fosters or a bottle of red wine. If I'm drinking cheap domestic beer, then it's probably Miller Lite or Budweiser. If it's 95-degrees outside, then I might go for a glass of Mike's Hard Lemonade over ice. Whatever ... I do not discriminate, I'll drink anything and change brands all the time. All beer is good. :cheers:

The other rednecks all drink Busch Light.

The problem with camp grounds is most have a ban on glass because they don't want broken beer bottles being strewn around. When you're stuck with cans your options are limited.
 
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Early 80's I'm visiting my sister in Kansas City. I take the niece and nephew to the Royals' game. They're in their early teens. As we walk in, this 30 something, big hair, very well built, chick in short shorts that are cut above the gluteuus maximus crease, stiletto heels and a T-shirt that's about four sizes too small starts walking towards us... make that sashays toward us... and I can't help but notice that the shirt has the Busch beer, "Head for the Mountains," logo on it around which is printed, "If you like my mountains, wait'll you taste my Busch."

I didn't really puke, but it's a hell of a story and I got tired of waiting for a thread where it would fit.
 
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Right shirt, wrong woman apparently.

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Heh. I don't think the year-old strawberry-passionfruit malt liquor from the cookout agreed with me. I was faaaaar from lit that night, but still ended up puking a couple times before going to bed. :sick1:
 
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