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DEBuckeye
It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
My dearest Alessandra Ambrosio,
An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.
How my body sweats and trembles with desire, when my thoughts turn to drinking the sweet nectar from your full lips, which is sweeter then the honey dripping from the lips of the Goddess Aphrodite herself.
What person in their sane mind could resist those beautiful big brown eyes of yours which look like shiny little pebbles which you find on the beach. Is that where you found them?
I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but I just can't just help but admire and love your gorgeous brown hair, which sometimes reminds me of a bird nest (only without the eggs and chicks)
You know I simply love walking along the beach with your hand in mine. Its kinda cute to watch you scream when I squeeze your hand too hard, or pour sand down your pants. Its even cuter to see the sweet angry look on your face afterwards, when you don't talk to me for 20 minutes.
Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....well OK, I guess I also love my guitar which is a fantastic piece of kit cos you can play nice tunes on it. Even though I don't really know any songs, and I just love playing air guitar with it, only with real guitar but thats besides the point. My point is that I love you and my love for you is unique (isn't it weird how the word 'unique' and 'eunuch' sound the same? The word Unix also sounds similar, but 'Chimpanzee' doesn't)
I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your smile. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful smile all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me!
My love, you know what would look hot and vibrant on that beautiful body of yours? Leapord Skin underwear! Oh God, if I saw you wearing those I would simply explode into a heap of sparks with joy! (By the way that was a figure of speech, cos I wouldn't ACTUALLY spontaneously combust, otherwise I wouldn't be able to appreciate your lovely body in Leapord Skin underwear).
With every beat from my burning, heart which screams your name with every carnal thought of you, I wish you the most happiest Valentines Day ever!
Forever lost without you,
DEBuckeye
An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.
How my body sweats and trembles with desire, when my thoughts turn to drinking the sweet nectar from your full lips, which is sweeter then the honey dripping from the lips of the Goddess Aphrodite herself.
What person in their sane mind could resist those beautiful big brown eyes of yours which look like shiny little pebbles which you find on the beach. Is that where you found them?
I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but I just can't just help but admire and love your gorgeous brown hair, which sometimes reminds me of a bird nest (only without the eggs and chicks)
You know I simply love walking along the beach with your hand in mine. Its kinda cute to watch you scream when I squeeze your hand too hard, or pour sand down your pants. Its even cuter to see the sweet angry look on your face afterwards, when you don't talk to me for 20 minutes.
Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....well OK, I guess I also love my guitar which is a fantastic piece of kit cos you can play nice tunes on it. Even though I don't really know any songs, and I just love playing air guitar with it, only with real guitar but thats besides the point. My point is that I love you and my love for you is unique (isn't it weird how the word 'unique' and 'eunuch' sound the same? The word Unix also sounds similar, but 'Chimpanzee' doesn't)
I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your smile. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful smile all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me!
My love, you know what would look hot and vibrant on that beautiful body of yours? Leapord Skin underwear! Oh God, if I saw you wearing those I would simply explode into a heap of sparks with joy! (By the way that was a figure of speech, cos I wouldn't ACTUALLY spontaneously combust, otherwise I wouldn't be able to appreciate your lovely body in Leapord Skin underwear).
With every beat from my burning, heart which screams your name with every carnal thought of you, I wish you the most happiest Valentines Day ever!
Forever lost without you,
DEBuckeye
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Dearest [your name here]:
I can't tell you how deeply I feel about you. [Do not insert any additional details that reveal how shallow you are].
I could say so much more, but look, we're all busy people here. Let's do it.
Love,
[Your name here]
I can't tell you how deeply I feel about you. [Do not insert any additional details that reveal how shallow you are].
I could say so much more, but look, we're all busy people here. Let's do it.
Love,
[Your name here]
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