Lantern Crime Briefs

[shetuck]

Did anybody else get some kind of twisted kick out of reading the Lantern's "Crime Briefs"?

There were some classics I recall from back in the day... people getting caught doing kinky sh*t up in the stacks at the main library. Half-naked students who'd passed out and had been transported by their friends our to a nearby cornfield. Always some crazy stuff going down at the Towers like finding unsuspecting visitors from out-of-town duct-taped to furniture riding up and down the elevators all night.

Does anybody have any that stick out in their memory?

To get your nostalgia juices going here's today section:

Lantern Crime Briefs

Crime Briefs

Issue date: 4/18/08
Section: Campus

Auto Theft - Lord Hall
A staff member reported that his car had been stolen from behind Lord Hall Friday. According to the police report, the car had previous damage to the lock, but the car was secure when the staff member left it. The case is now closed.

Burglary - Martha Morehouse Center
Staff members at the Martha Morehouse Center reported a camcorder owned by the department was stolen Friday. According to the police report, the camcorder was stored in an unlocked office. The case is now closed.

Theft - Hitchcock Hall
A student reported theft of a bicycle Monday.

Harassment - Morrill Tower
An OSU staff member reported Tuesday he had received unwanted telephone calls at work.

 

[Jimmy Carter]

To get your nostalgia juices going

The only nostalgia I want to read is David Fong recounting the exploits of the immortal Ric flair.

 

[shetuck]

The only nostalgia I want to read is David Fong recounting the exploits of the immortal Ric flair.

And BP's recounting of the exploits of the immortal David Fong...

 

[jimotis4heisman]

Did anybody else get some kind of twisted kick out of reading the Lantern's "Crime Briefs"?

There were some classics I recall from back in the day... people getting caught doing kinky sh*t up in the stacks at the main library. Half-naked students who'd passed out and had been transported by their friends our to a nearby cornfield. Always some crazy stuff going down at the Towers like finding unsuspecting visitors from out-of-town duct-taped to furniture riding up and down the elevators all night.

Does anybody have any that stick out in their memory?

To get your nostalgia juices going here's today section:

Lantern Crime Briefs

the difference is that used to be funny, now it will get you labeled a predator and make it so you cant live within 500 feet of a school...