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Kim Mulkey Puts Tomatoes In Her Gumbo (LSU Women’s Basketball Official Thread)

Need @Nutriaitch to give some Gordon Ramsey style feedback on that monstrosity.
what the hell, I'll break it down for ya'll.

F_gVAoGWEAI5j3f



This is quite obviously a Vegetable Soup and not a gumbo.
but I'll humor them and call it a gumbo.

it's in a fucking crock pot or slow cooker!!!
the can opener suggests that this dirt worshipper used a can of fucking rotes in there (as well as what looks like corn)
is that some sort of beans or maybe Black-Eye peas floating around too?
other than the sausage, I see no protein or meat in this pic either

judging by color, no roux or even a file' was used
if they used a damn roux, they missed out on the greatest smell in the history of the planet by not using chopped onions to stop the roux from cooking when it was ready. (who the fuck just adds onion slices to this?)
also reasonably confident they used tap water and not any sort of broth for their liquid (or even slow cook your protein to create its own liquids).

may the godless heathen that created this blasphemous concoction and called it a gumbo spend the rest of eternity enduring the pain and suffering of living in back woods Mississippi surrounded by Penn State fans
 
what the hell, I'll break it down for ya'll.

F_gVAoGWEAI5j3f



This is quite obviously a Vegetable Soup and not a gumbo.
but I'll humor them and call it a gumbo.

it's in a fucking crock pot or slow cooker!!!
the can opener suggests that this dirt worshipper used a can of fucking rotes in there (as well as what looks like corn)
is that some sort of beans or maybe Black-Eye peas floating around too?
other than the sausage, I see no protein or meat in this pic either

judging by color, no roux or even a file' was used
if they used a damn roux, they missed out on the greatest smell in the history of the planet by not using chopped onions to stop the roux from cooking when it was ready. (who the fuck just adds onion slices to this?)
also reasonably confident they used tap water and not any sort of broth for their liquid (or even slow cook your protein to create its own liquids).

may the godless heathen that created this blasphemous concoction and called it a gumbo spend the rest of eternity enduring the pain and suffering of living in back woods Mississippi surrounded by Penn State fans
Well said.

I’ll add it looks more like a shitty attempt at minestrone soup (without the macaroni) than a gumbo

Italian-Minestrone-Soup-Recipe-11-2.jpg
 
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