Kids learn the coolest things in school these days...

[OCBucksFan]

Teacher Accused Of Teaching Kids How To Make Drinks, Roll Joint - News Story - WFTV Orlando

CLERMONT, Fla. -- A teacher was accused of teaching students how to smoke pot, make cocktails and view pornographic websites, but the teacher denied the charges Wednesday to Eyewitness News.

"When a blonde, female student accuses you of anything, immediately everyone is going to side with her," teacher Armando Simon told Eyewitness News.

Simon, a teacher at South Lake High School, was told not to come back to class. The sheriff's office report filed against Simon laid out strange details about the lessons students said he was really teaching in class. Wednesday, Simon said the charges were nothing but a lie made up by rebellious teenagers.

Armando Simon doesn't know what's going to happen to his job after allegations in the report came to light.

"I was pretty much told not to return," he told Eyewitness News.

During his last day on the job, Simon said South Lake High School officials handed him resignation papers. They told him his job status was under investigation. Simon told Eyewitness News they're not being fair and didn't give him a chance to explain explosive allegations found in the report.

"They're doing what's easy and not what's right," Simon said.

Parent Chris Lackey filed the report with the Lake County Sheriff's Office. In it, he told deputies that Simon had an inappropriate conversation with his daughter about how to make a "vodka watermelon," "how to roll a blunt" and discussed a pornographic website.Simon said the kids were discussing it and he just warned them.

 

[iambrutus]

lucky kids

 

[Buck Nasty]

I call bullshit. Kids already know how to roll a blunt before they get to high school. c'mon.

 

[joefoshow]

Yeah i already now how to do that stuff just need to work on my drink making skills though.

 

[Dryden]

Simon said the kids were discussing it and he just warned them.

Simon said ... ?

So they were just "discussing it" and he might have "warned them?"

Uh huh.

Look kids, we need to talk about dope. Now, when you buy your dope, make sure you buy it from someone you know. See? Because that shady dealer on the street, well, he might have laced it with crystal meth or something. Hell, it might even be oregano! And if you're going to roll a blunt, don't be stupid and try and buy real cigars. Buy the flavored crap the drug stores know 15 and 16 year old kids are going to buy anyway, like Black & Milds or something, cause they're not going to card you. Don't go trying to pack your weed into a Dutch Master or a King Edwards or something ... that'll just look stupid and your friends will laugh at you, fool.

Now, for the ladies, if you're at a party and a boy passes you a bottle of vodka, you probably don't want to drink it straight. Now most girls your age might temper their drinks by mixing it with something else from the fridge, like Hawaiian Punch or Orange Juice or something. But sometimes, you can't get to a fridge. Trust me. These temptations won't occur when you're in the comfort of your own home. That's why I'd recommend you carry some watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers with you. They're perfect. They'll make any liquor taste better, and they're small enough to drop right in the neck of the bottle.

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[CCI]

AA & NA will have plenty of members in the future.

 

[starBUCKS]

Wow, my girlfriend's family lives there, it's a pretty conservative town too.

 

[3074326]

I gambled with teachers, back when I was a minor. One of my teachers hosted poker tournaments. This news is nothing. :tongue2:

This teacher was fired, but the reason is humorous, yet sad. He dressed as the Pope the day after Pope John Paul II died. And he (the teacher) acted like he died. Smart guy. I never understood why teachers tried to do things like this.

 

[martinss01]

wheres that bs flag when you need it..?

 

[OCBuckWife]

wheres that bs flag when you need it..?

How about a button?

Or a "poster?"

Or a simple graphic logo?

Or the ever popular "One size fits all" shield?

But, if you really want a flag, fine, here you go.