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Never had one. I did just spend 4 hours in the ER in Dublin this past week because my wife had another. She says the morphine doesn’t do shit.
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Had a very small one a number of years ago. Pain started developing a couple of days after I was in Vegas without the wife at a conference.
So the pain starts and I think I’m going to die. It’s thanksgiving and my MIL is a nurse so I thought that I’d take advantage of her knowledge.
Sat down with the wife and MIL and said, ‘I realize the timing of this is a bit strange given I was just alone in Vegas, and I assure you there is no correlation between the two, but when I urinate I swear my penis is going to explode.’
So, thankfully the doc was able to give me something for the pain and I didn’t need surgery. But Christ almighty, if that’s what childbirth is like, it’s a wonder we continue to populate the planet.
So the pain starts and I think I’m going to die. It’s thanksgiving and my MIL is a nurse so I thought that I’d take advantage of her knowledge.
Sat down with the wife and MIL and said, ‘I realize the timing of this is a bit strange given I was just alone in Vegas, and I assure you there is no correlation between the two, but when I urinate I swear my penis is going to explode.’
So, thankfully the doc was able to give me something for the pain and I didn’t need surgery. But Christ almighty, if that’s what childbirth is like, it’s a wonder we continue to populate the planet.
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