Kid writes the most epic letter ever to a weatherman

[AuTX Buckeye]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/15/flint-child-letter-to-weatherman-meteorologist-albert-ramon-unicorn-bacon-drawing_n_1348620.html

I heard this, this morning on NPR... I couldn't stop laughing. I have to agree its pretty freakin epic. Kid is in the fourth grade too.

Here?s a typed version of the full letter for those who can?t read Flint?s handwriting, which is actually quite good, below:

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you?re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames ? And in case you didn?t know, that?s pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

P.S. Look on back for drawing.

 

[fanaticbuckeye]

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I heard this, this morning on NPR... I couldn't stop laughing. I have to agree its pretty freakin epic. Kid is in the fourth grade too.

Where is the drawing?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Where is the drawing?

posted a new link with the drawing

 

[fanaticbuckeye]

posted a new link with the drawing

Mega-penis as the arm of the chair

 

[DubCoffman62]

Mega-penis as the arm of the chair

He misspelled marvelous.

 

[Mac]

That's a heck of a throne. Don't piss of the Unicorn, you could get stabbed by a doughnutted horn

 

[Muck]

That's a heck of a throne. Don't piss of the Unicorn, you could get stabbed by a doughnutted horn

Ligers are more dangerous.

They were bred for their skills in magic.

 

[Zurp]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...rt-ramon-unicorn-bacon-drawing_n_1348620.html

I heard this, this morning on NPR... I couldn't stop laughing. I have to agree its pretty freakin epic. Kid is in the fourth grade too.

you?re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames ? And in case you didn?t know, that?s pretty dang sweet.

Wow. That IS pretty dang sweet.
When in doubt, light sabers > no light sabers.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames

Taos' kid wrote this...

 

[buxfan4life]

Sounds like it is Michael Bay's kid.

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

This sounds like a Tim & Eric Awesome Show loyalist.

 

[fourteenandoh]

and in case you didn't know, that's pretty dang sweet.

 

[darbypitcher22]

That's hilarious