OCBuckWife
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Crazy football fans, take note! The bar has been raised. 

A judge in Louisiana has postponed a trial because it conflicts with the BCS National Championship Game between LSU and Ohio State. Well, the trial doesn't conflict with the championship itself, but it gets in the way of the defense attorney getting shitfaced before the game.
Stephen Babcock, an attorney defending Imperial Casualty Insurance Co. in a lawsuit over a car crash, requested the delay because he has tickets to the Jan. 7 game at the Superdome in New Orleans. He and other LSU fans have rented out the second floor of a Bourbon Street bar for a pre-game tailgate party.
In his written request for a new trial date, Babcock refers to Ohio State as "Slowhio" ("due to their perceived lack of speed on both sides of the ball") and notes that Allstate sponsors of the Sugar Bowl, are not a party in the insurance case.