Just imagine what she would do over an eggo

[buckeyefool]

Don't mess with this bitches microwaving time :)

Police: Women Brawl Over Microwaving Soup
October 14, 2005 10:16 PM EDT
TAMARAC, Fla. - A Walgreens employee allegedly stabbed a co-worker in an argument over who could microwave her soup first, authorities said.
Both women wanted to use the microwave in the employee break room Wednesday afternoon, according to the Broward County Sheriff's Office.
While they were fighting over who could use the microwave first, Mellesia Grant grabbed a large kitchen knife off the counter and stabbed Merloze Tilme in the abdomen, the sheriff's office said.
"They didn't get along to begin with. Who could use the microwave first became a major issue," Broward County Sheriff's Office spokesman Jim Leljedal said.
The two women then wrestled for the knife, each cutting their hands, before the store manager could stop the fight, Leljedal said.
Tilme, 20, was hospitalized early Friday in good condition, officials said.
Grant, 23, of North Lauderdale was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after being treated at a hospital for her wounds, officials said. She was being held on $50,000 bond.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Great TV commercial opportunity

"Our product is so great.. look what folks will do for it..."

 

[scarletandgrey]

Dumb bitches!

I get to use it first.....No I get to use it first......No I do *Stab* *Stab* take that you non microwave using bitch.

 

[Bucktastic]

WOW. Fighting over microwave time???? Amazing.

 

[BB73]

So, which one got to use the microwave first?

The one that spent the least amount of time in the hospital.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Probably the one that didn't go to jail

 

[exhawg]

This sounds like this weeks installment of "When keepin it real goes wrong"

 

[scarletandgrey]

This sounds like this weeks installment of "When keepin it real goes wrong"

 

[IronBuckI]

I was going to say something funny, but exhawg made me forget what it was, so I'll just quote him again.

This sounds like this weeks installment of "When keepin it real goes wrong"

 

[Zurp]

Soon there'll be an episode of Jerry Springer where they get the two on stage talking to each other and (of course) arguing and fighting. They'll bring out a microwave and a couple of cans of soup and make them fight. It'll be right before the part with the transvestite midgets who love to shit on lawn ornaments, who found out that their dogs were having sex with the neighbor's giraffes.

 

[Pheasant]

hhmmmmmm....Two female Walgreens employees fighting over the Microwave, I bet they're both smokin' hot.

 

[Thump]

hhmmmmmm....Two female Walgreens employees fighting over the Microwave, I bet they're both smokin' hot.

I'm guessing they look like the old Roseanne.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'm guessing they look like the old Roseanne.

Which is only marginally worse than the new Roseanne.

 

[BB73]

Which is only marginally worse than the new Roseanne.

You know, normally when you mention a female, pictures are required.

But you are both to be commended for not following that rule in this case. Carry on.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

You know, normally when you mention a female, pictures are required.

But you are both to be commended for not following that rule in this case. Carry on.

The aforementioned "Roseanne Clause" has also recently been extended by popular demand to include C**rtn*y L*v* and S*ndr* B*rnh*rd.