Just a heads up on my disappearing act......

[WolverineMike]

I can't believe it. My son is going to be born no later than Thursday. My wife is scheduled to be induced then. Can't believe it's been 9 months already.

Surprisingly, even though this is our third child, i'm still pretty nervous. Since we already have two girls, adding a boy to the mix is going to be strange.

So, if you don't see me for a bit, now you know the reason. It won't be because of Michigan melting down...... Hold down the fort my friends, I will be back eventually.

In the meantime, every time you watch Denard break one, think of me

 

[Saw31]

Congrats! Got ya something for the occasion...

 

[Chewbacca]

Yeah, Chewy gives a shit that VulvarineMike won't be polluting Buckeye Planet for a while. Chewy is guessing you're the farewell speech type.

May your child look your wife. Congrats.

 

[WolverineMike]

may my child look my wife? can someone get Han Solo in here to translate for me?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

may my child look my wife? can someone get Han Solo in here to translate for me?

He's calling you ugly.

 

[WolverineMike]

He's calling you ugly.

AH HA!!!!!! thanks

 

[Saw31]

Let the Wookie win!

 

[Mike80]

I can't believe it. My son is going to be born no later than Thursday. My wife is scheduled to be induced then. Can't believe it's been 9 months already.

Surprisingly, even though this is our third child, i'm still pretty nervous. Since we already have two girls, adding a boy to the mix is going to be strange.

So, if you don't see me for a bit, now you know the reason. It won't be because of Michigan melting down...... Hold down the fort my friends, I will be back eventually.

In the meantime, every time you watch Denard break one, think of me

And since Saw got ya the Ohio State outfit, I'll give ya the Ohio State pacifier with clip.

Congrats!!

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

You've already screwed up once.. don't screw up again... at least don't screw up the kids' lives too

Use this
http://www.osu.edu/futurestudents/

Give the kids a head start...

oh... and congrats

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Congrats and good luck, Mike!

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

In the meantime, every time you watch Denard break one, think of me

One what? Leg? Arm? Rib?

 

[WolverineMike]

preferably a long TD run...... But running over the opponent and breaking their leg, arm, or rib works for too......

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

But running over the opponent and breaking their leg, arm, or rib works for too......

OK.. so you're obviously gonna have a turtle baby cuz you're smoking way too much grass...

Denard hasn't bowled over anyone since he trucked that 4th grader he was playing against in the park... 160 lb QBs are not Beanie Wells...

Dang.. I hope this kid has all 23 strands from his mother...

 

[WolverineMike]

wow......lighten up, Francis. don't take everything so literally.

 

[Mac]

wow......lighten up, Francis. don't take everything so literally.

Ahhh now I understand, it is hard to take a meatchicken fan seriosuly. Congrats though!!! Just think he started from a nut, he shall end up a Buckeye!!!