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Jungle Juice

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bigtenbadboy

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With our beloved Buckeyes kicking off late this saturday (9:07 p.m. EST) I have decided to kick off the fun a little early with some good healthy drinking. I am planning on making Jungle Juice otherwise known as Hairy Buffalo. This is my first time actually preparing this potent punch so I was wondering if anyone out there has had any experience creating a batch.

I secured a fifth of everclear from a work connection who happens to travel across the border into West Virginia five days a week. I also have about a liter of rum to add to the mix. On top of that i also plan on getting some vodka and strawberry boones farm.

I will be adding about 5 or 6 different kinds of fruit and filling out the mixture with hawaiin punch and sunny delight.

I am considering making about 5 to 10 gallons but I am not sure how much I need exactly. I want to have plenty enough to get about 10 people good and happy.

Anybody who has had any experience with this or just wants to chime In feel free!

Go Bucks!!!

p.s. I posted this on bucknuts also for those who cross over.
 
You have to make some cherry bombs as "appetizers". That part is simple: buy a jar of cherries, then drain out all of the juice and replace with Everclear. Let sit for a few days. You can dump the Everclear into your jungle juice when the party starts. The cherries will knock you on your ass. :cool:
 
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Have plenty of barf buckets ready!

We had a hairy buffalo party in college and it seriously took me about two days to recover.

Drinking the Everclear straight from the bottle probably didn't help much either.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :\ -->
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Soak the fruit in some Everclear before putting it in the punch. You'll get an extra kick after eating an orange slice, whatever.

My first year at OSU, my roommate joined a fraternity and was frequently there drinking hairy buffalo. One night he came in after I had already crashed and he passed out on the couch in our room. During the night he had gotten sick and puked up red hairy buffalo all over himself and the couch. When I woke up and looked down from the loft, I saw all the red and thought that he had stumbled in after getting beat up and died on the couch. I had to wake him up just to be sure he was still alive.
 
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I'd stick to the 'Clear and one other liquor bro. Not that anyone will care after the first cup, but all the ingredients you mentioned might not mix very well. Make sure you add in a few 2 liters of Sprite or 7-up to help alleviate the heavy syrupy feel from all of the fruit juices
 
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The only time I ever had a blackout in college involved a bathtub of Hairy Buffalo.

All I do remember is that the thing that soaked up the most alcohol (other than myself) was kiwi and that passing out while leaning over a urinal is bad.

Learn from other's mistakes and plan to pass out in a safe place.. away from mischievious roommates or anything you want to keep (this includes girlfriends).
 
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osugrad21 said:
I'd stick to the 'Clear and one other liquor bro. Not that anyone will care after the first cup, but all the ingredients you mentioned might not mix very well. Make sure you add in a few 2 liters of Sprite or 7-up to help alleviate the heavy syrupy feel from all of the fruit juices
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21 is right...for every bottle of juice you throw in, make sure to throw in at least a half bottle of 7up or Sprite. Also, no disrespect intended, but why the fuck would you put Boone's in Hairy Buffalo? I would strongly advise against that. Everclear, or Everclear + one other liquor is enough. More than that and you'll have ass-nasty vomit-inducing schmegma.
 
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It has been a long while since I participated in such self abuse.
From what I remember we used to make it in one of those big plastic trash cans and we would dump some ice in there to cool it down and dilute it as time went on. Every once and awhile someone would get some dry ice for the effect.

I would also have to agree with the others that you may want to reconsider the mix of alcohols and add copious amounts of sprite or some other soda.

I love BitB's advice to hide your girlfriend once she passes out. :biggrin:
 
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I secured a fifth of everclear from a work connection who happens to travel across the border into West Virginia five days a week. I also have about a liter of rum to add to the mix. On top of that i also plan on getting some vodka and strawberry boones farm.

I will be adding about 5 or 6 different kinds of fruit and filling out the mixture with hawaiin punch and sunny delight
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Okay... Okay... Okay...


You're headed in the right direction.


Forget the Hawaiian Pucnh and Sunny D.

If you've already bought the Boone's farm.. fine... but you'll get more bang for your buck if you buy either Franzia or Almaden Box Wine. You'll want to get Blush... Though the boones farm apple based stuff is a pretty good idea... nice call.

Here's what you do (The rest of you need to write this down if you want to ever make real Jungle Juice... :wink2: )

The actual art/secret of Good Hairy is very simple.

Think of it this way... you are making Kool Aid.

So-

Here's the story-

Assemble all your booze. (Careful with that everclear Mate.. I might only use half that Bottle)

Buy a bunch of Wine- Whatever you want-as above... Probably two large boxes for the number of people you've got...
I'd get at least one big bottle of vodka per 5L box of Wine. (One for two boxes will do with the everclear)
Rum- Dark is best here, but whatever you've got will work
Also, get a bottle of Midori (actually knock off Apple Liquer, cost and all)
Any other liquor you want.

So... now you've got some quantity of liquid.

Buy Kool Aid (Sugar already added) to make enough Kool aid to use up your liquid- (Obviously instead of water as per the directions on the Kool Aid Package) Get whatever flavor you like.. obviously Tropical Punch is the classic.

Now mix that all up... throw your Oranges, Apples, Limes,, Lemons, Melon, and whatever else in...

Let sit over night- so you have to do this today- because you need time for the fruit to soak up the booze and get the flavors infused.... or else its just a big waste...

So now, on Saturday-

Now... and only now... do you consider adding any water... taste the stuff.. It might be a little syrupy... but it might be fine. add small amounts of water until you like it.
 
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bucknola said:
...Every once and awhile someone would get some dry ice for the effect....I love BitB's advice to hide your girlfriend once she passes out.
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Was that your HB party I was at in about '92? My mantra for the rest of my college days was, "Don't drink the purple smoking stuff!"

I actually meant don't pass out near your GF if you want to keep her because she'll wake up covered in the stuff like DE's roommate's couch and that's not something she'll forgive easily. But your take on it was solid... you'll want to watch where she passes out too. :wink2:
 
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