Journalist looking for students making road trip to Glendale

[ClevelandEggHed]

I am a journalist in Cleveland who is looking to ride along with Ohio State students who are taking a once-in-a-lifetime road trip to Arizona for the Jan. 8 BCS Title Game.

I bathe regularly and am willing to sit in the trunk, be strapped to the roof, even, god forbid, be the designated driver.

I'll also pay my share of fuel, etc.

This is only for the way TO Arizona. I will be taking a flight back (bucket seats cause bed sores, man).

Please be advised that the road trip itself -- and your names and perhaps photos -- will likely be part of an article or two.

If you're headed West and am interested -- or know someone headed West -- or simply for more info, please shoot me an e-mail.

Thanks, John

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[FCollinsBuckeye]

You'd have much better luck if you were a hot chick.

Good luck, buddy.

:p

You may want to take an ad out in the Lantern...

 

[ClevelandEggHed]

That's not impossible ...

... know any good surgeons?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

My alarm's going off, did someone say "hot chick"?

Oh, nevermind....Damn you, FCB.

 

[Dryden]

taking a once-in-a-lifetime road trip to Arizona

Actually, these road trips to Arizona happen every year.

 

[CausticMick]

Your second attempt should be along these lines...

Journalist looking for students making road trip to Glendale
I am an "artist" in Cleveland who is looking to ride... ahem... ride along with Ohio State students who are taking a once-in-a-lifetime road trip to Arizona for the Jan. 8 BCS Title Game.

I masturbate regularly and am willing to sit on your face, be strapped to the bedposts, even, god forbid, be the "meat in the sandwich."

I'll also pay my share of road-head, etc.

This is only for the way TO Arizona. I will be continuing west to Vegas to join the Bunny Ranch for an illustrious career.

Please be advised that the road trip itself -- and your names and perhaps photos -- will likely be part of a pornographic movie or two.

If you're headed West and am interested -- or know someone who needs head while travelling West -- or simply for more info on where to buy my DVDs, please shoot me an e-mail or on my face.

Thanks, Jocilyn

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